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i want to live (all origins)

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im cooking

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"you can't get content like this anywhere else" well actually many of my posts are available on other platforms. sometimes being read out loud over some minecraft gameplay.

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if you’ve never played a pokémon game you’re missing out on the insane things npcs will say to you unprompted. like you’ll be walking down a path and a total stranger will see you and immediately run up to you and trap you in place and say something like ‘the divorce is getting rough but me and my pokémon are getting tough!’ and then start a battle and after you beat their single rat they’ll be like ‘i wasn’t worthy of her…’ or something

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This is so upsetting to see… you don’t have to know everything about condenser unit husbandry to know this is a truly irresponsible enclosure for these animals. Outside units are largely solitary (though some species do inhabit territories in pairs) and having this many individuals in such close proximity is absolutely cruel. Not to mention there are different incompatible species grouped together in here. I see several condensers from genus Skironus even though they are known to be opportunistically preyed upon by the much larger Ventus spp!!! This is just an accident waiting to happen smh.

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its fascinating when shows go "this character does not have sex" and you can just watch the fans minds just start going "well he doesnt have sex, therefore hes asexual, and as we all know, asexuality is a spectrum, and some asexuals actualy do have sex, and therefore he is probably having tons of crazy sex literaly every time he isnt on screen"

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'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it

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your post about the cock sizes of these characters portrays a lack of understanding of their role in the narrative.

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Y'know. There are a lot of people who say "problematic" when they actually mean "sinful". And I kind of wish they would just say "sinful".

It'd be more honest about their perspective, and it'd save me time trying to determine whether they're critiquing something in good faith or just being reactionary conservatives.

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missionary position haters are crazy... you don't like making out while fucking ?

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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

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"why are tech companies always changing the UI for no reason" you have no idea how much of tech is about looking busy to keep the higher ups happy