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Jokes that never stop being funny to me #368:  Someone showing up to a fight with a wildly different caliber of weapon than everyone else.  

Example 1: Character shows up to a gunfight with a pocketknife.

Example 2:  Character shows up to a gunfight with A FUCKING TANK

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reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

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character holds weight. stay pure. stay genuine

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Good idea and remember,you got this!

You think Crow would be upset if I made him a mug for his coffee and maybe painted his clipboard pink with tiny rainbows?

I don't think he'd be upset if you made him a mug,that's a pretty kind gesture,but maybe hold off on painting his clipboard (unless you got permission to do so.)...

You could always paint the mug instead since it's something you made for him. 😉

❤️♠️

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Hearing that never gets old. ❤️👈👈😎

Seeing as it's your birthday, it's only right I treat you to dinner and drinks tonight! Order whatever you want love. Happy Birthday 🩷

Thank you, darlin'.

I appreciate that. 🥰

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Oh hey man. Good to see you. I thought you died. Didn't you die? I was sure you died? Why are you alive? Weren't you meant to die a long time ago?

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I will die on my hill that Build a Bear needs to do a Destiny plushie line.

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You think Crow would be upset if I made him a mug for his coffee and maybe painted his clipboard pink with tiny rainbows?

I don't think he'd be upset if you made him a mug,that's a pretty kind gesture,but maybe hold off on painting his clipboard (unless you got permission to do so.)...

You could always paint the mug instead since it's something you made for him. 😉

❤️♠️

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We offer you salvation, guardian. This is what it looks like.

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very realistic and anatomically correct /s crow!Crow and crow!Uldren :>

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I'm not late am I?! 💐

H-Happy birthday!

No, you're not late at all,just in time.

Thank you for the birthday wishes and flowers,Cayde.🥰

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Seeing as it's your birthday, it's only right I treat you to dinner and drinks tonight! Order whatever you want love. Happy Birthday 🩷

Thank you, darlin'.

I appreciate that. 🥰

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In all seriousness though,happy birthday to one of the best friends a guy could have. They don't make 'em like you anymore and that's the honest truth. I'll always bet on you.

Oh and have I ever told you you're my favorite? Don't tell anybody.

Cheers. ♠️🍻

Aww,that's so sweet!🥰

You're pretty magnificent yourself.

Thank you,Cayde,and yes,I'll save you a slice.😘

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I did,thank you. 🥰

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I can get YOU Ramen and Ice Cream!

Ramen and ice cream?

Best day ever.

Thank you,Nova. 🥰

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

I can get YOU Ramen and Ice Cream!

Ramen and ice cream?

Best day ever.

Thank you,Nova. 🥰