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baedlingbf
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baedlingbf · 1 month ago
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baedlingbf · 1 month ago
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its important for guns to have a safety so you can take it off for sex reasons. it's like lingerie for guns
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baedlingbf · 1 month ago
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FUCK YOU!! ANAL SEX IS AWESOME!
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baedlingbf · 1 month ago
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me: (wearing a cute evil villain girl costume that is way too revealing) AHAHAH! And now... with my super evil mindrape power.. I can effectively rape you over a dozen times in your mind.. while leaving your body untouched. (Smirks and puts my arms out menacingly)
observer: erm. does it have to be a mind.. rape, power? seems a little sus idk
me: wh- well, okay, i didn't pick the power. i was in a terrible accident when i was 4
second observer: yeah like why not a mind tickle power or something, rape jokes are really gross and offensive honestly
me: s.. sorry.. i.. i don't know.. it's just.. my power..
third observer: okay well get a new power
second observer: yeah get a new one
first observer: ur kinda fucked up
me: mmh.. okay.. im sorry... ill just go.. i didnt mean to make everyone so mad
brave hero: (crossing her legs and blushing really hard) wwait can't you at least use it once,
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baedlingbf · 1 month ago
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i feel like i spend every waking hour drinking water but apparently im supposed to drink more water??? how does anyone do anything except drink water and piss forever
drinking water is such bullshit like surely i am not the only person in the history of time to have thought this but like i feel insane
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baedlingbf · 1 month ago
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drinking water is such bullshit like surely i am not the only person in the history of time to have thought this but like i feel insane
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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being a they/she "butch" was like. i identify as masculine enough to give my tme friends plausible deniability for treating me as male (and allowing them to never have to self-reflect about the fact that they did so), yet feminine enough to actually behave like a demure well-mannered tgirl who never speaks up for herself. feminine enough to be disgusted by my masculine traits, masculine enough to be ashamed of my feminine traits. nothing is ever for me it's all just in service of people around me not being disgusted by my existence, which of course they were anyway
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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every magic card is called like Grungous, Grumpy Gamer and every yugioh card is called something like Hyperturbo Big Fucker Dragon
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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theyre calling it already 2025 will be remembered as the year of making out tenderly yet passionately with her drooling cockhead while gazing up into her eyes. get in on it while you can
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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this shit is getting out of hand
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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update: urgent help needed
i know i've just recently asked for help, but now that i said that i attempted, the people who I've been staying with for the past couple months since escaping my abuser won't let me stay here any longer. and as of right now i have 11 days (June 5th) to find a new place to stay. id emphasize that i am not from here and don't know where to go, i am disabled and this has completely blindsided me as obviously this is a lot to wrap my head around all while recovering from a recent suicide attempt. so I'd seriously appreciate anyone's help finding me a new place to stay and/or donations to help me survive going forward. I'm in Arkansas as of right now but am willing to relocate anywhere and i should have transportation.
paypal
i will try to answer any DMs as quickly as possible
please help and spread this!!
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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i hate insomnia so much how do you sleep. how is sleeping done. i need my head caved in with a fucking brick
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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baedlingbf · 2 months ago
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update: urgent help needed
i know i've just recently asked for help, but now that i said that i attempted, the people who I've been staying with for the past couple months since escaping my abuser won't let me stay here any longer. and as of right now i have 11 days (June 5th) to find a new place to stay. id emphasize that i am not from here and don't know where to go, i am disabled and this has completely blindsided me as obviously this is a lot to wrap my head around all while recovering from a recent suicide attempt. so I'd seriously appreciate anyone's help finding me a new place to stay and/or donations to help me survive going forward. I'm in Arkansas as of right now but am willing to relocate anywhere and i should have transportation.
paypal
i will try to answer any DMs as quickly as possible
please help and spread this!!
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