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ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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Okay, you were… You were in her class, though. Right? Searching (2018) | dir. Aneesh Chaganty

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How on earth do u afford everything u do, ur in college lmao

I have this app called dosh and I love it! It’s helped me save so much money. All you have to do is download the app and link your card and the app does the rest (fyi you get bonus cash if you link your card right away). It automatically scans the web an applies all the coupons it finds for the stores you shop at to your orders. It also gave me an INSANE amount of cash back at all the stores I shopped at. I’ve had it for a month and I’ll be booking my trip to the Bahamas next week with all the money I’ve saved! Stay tuned for all my pictures and download it here if ya wanna give it a shot

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working in retail

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11/2/18

i didn’t eat for three days so i’d look good for u

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good content

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This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting

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vine compilation titles then: OMG EPIC FAIL VINES 2015 😂😂😂 | SUBSCRIBE FOR A FREE IPHONE 6

vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old

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It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve