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When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself
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if you got a car hmu
im tryna get fuckin run over
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bf: *nuts* me: thatll be $15 bf: wtf i thought u were my gf me: “if you’re good at something never do it for free” — heath ledger
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bae: do you still love me? :/
me: FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z
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I DEAD ASS DID HAVE THAT STRUGGLE TEA YOU KNOW ME SO WELL!!!! BICTH you know i got you once i fly my ath down there ill buy you all the crazy bread in the world.. Patience Is A Virtue
we basically the same person it's wildè and when you come down here we'll upgrade to that brand name sweet dolla tea we gotta go high class for this occasion i'll take you for an exclusive hot cheeto/taki meal
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i can't believe yurino ass didn't even stay as robert i changed for No Reason when i get on my boy account i'm gonna bring that up again because it blows my mind how inconsiderate and rude people can be
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nanren/sojren: sees boy sojinnyneutron: is wetter than The Specific Ocean me: is Da Version Mary
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*jimin voice* i find that this contouring method actually works best with the mac 224 brush *holds it up to the camera* *puts his hand behind it so you can see it better* *vid cuts to a shot of him usin it*
*jimin voice* in the description box below
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its my default face... also Nothing BITCH... you know i aint ever doing anything BIIIIITCH but i got some crazy bread from pizza hut this evening
ok work...but did you have some sweet dolla tea to go with that crazy bread? did you really live life? why come you didn't send me some? just a few inquiries from my end
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do what you want boo but make sure to be ready to get whomped the fuck out that day better do all the stuff you gotta get done now cause i put it on everything that will be ya last fuckin day with a pulse cause you know what i do? i ice clown ath bitches who wanna fuck with me and think it's cute on some dumb type shit
honestly i was sleep but i woke up just so i could take a mean shit at least no ones here so i feel aiight sayin it on dash
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whats poppin BIIITCH? what's with that first emoji though? not That Face....
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honestly i was sleep but i woke up just so i could take a mean shit at least no ones here so i feel aiight sayin it on dash
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