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"becomes" 🤨🙄

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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i think if you have a crush on someone that isnt into you the same way you should be able to throw up horrible black goo for about 10 minutes to make the crush go away

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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

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at first I was thinking this was a bmw, but then I noticed they actually acknowledge turn signals so it can't possibly be one of those

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staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

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