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headcanon for Minthara and a male drow player character that you can pry from my cold dead hands

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on your knees. now.

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pov: you gothify your roommate for the views

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modern scientists (maybe

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Faerûn's Beefcake in Sins of Ambition Outfit

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plot be damned my soup daughter is going to be safe

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Give me your best trade offer ideas I will start:

I receive: A hand, You receive: Lack of hand

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Wyll is so fucking funny and no amount of acknowledgement about this could ever be enough. He's literally walking around being so casually hilarious completely under-the-radar. He calls Halsin a "thick hunk of an elf". He once accidently implied that he was fucking an ogre instead of killing it and then proceeded to absolutely stumble his way through explaining. He gets excited by Lae'zel talking about carnal pleasures. He canonically tells his pessimistic thoughts to shut the hell up. He volunteers to babysit Shadowheart's hypothetical werewolf babies as long as she gets him gloves. He tries to give Gale a hero moniker like his own. He jokes that his father, the Grand Duke of Baldur's Gate, can't spell. He calls Astarion "Mister Fangs". He makes up storybook chapter names for his own fucking adventures. As a child he got chased by the Flaming Fist for stealing fruit, nearly drowned trying to find mermaids in the harbor, and almost successfully broke into the Counting House. He reads monster erotica, and is not ashamed to tell you about it. He ranks eating pudding among life's greatest moments. He will, without shame and completely unprompted, meow at you. He is 24 years old.

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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another polish language lesson with Aria!

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Karlach - Sun🧡 tarot card for @bg3tarotdeck I also have BlueSky now!

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Dark Gale Monday

*no altering or reposting to other sites*

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And let him go off and get hurt? He wouldn't be so foolish as to give him that opportunity :)

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…and again

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hellspawn redraw from that cartoon😎.

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