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when I grow up I hope I have a really cool bathtub
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7 most adhd moods
–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL
–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought
–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*
–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment
–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)
–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–
–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep
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“walking around your room in circles talking to yourself pretending you’re a youtube video essayist/guest star on a talk show presenting and discussing your niche interests and opinions” moodboard
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don’t u try and lie to me and say u don’t like one of your pillows more than the others
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*walks past a group of men* wow the ground is so interesting the floor is facisnating…love dirt and also concrete…sidewalks amaze me
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hey whats up everyone, hows yr summer, what heartbreaking truths has everyone been coming to terms with lately
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@ all my girls with round faces do not be self conscious abt ur chubby cheeks u kno whats also round????? the moon!!! and she is the most beautiful celestial being
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家主は…オレがしょうじにシワをつけたと?
Hey landlady, do you say I crinkled this paper slide door?

むー……
Hmmmm……

そうですよ!オレですよ!オレがやりましたよ!
That’s true! I did! I crinkled this!
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Type your url: fartgallery Type your url with your elbow: fafrtfgalldy Type your url with your eyes closed: fartgallery Type your url with your chin: hello, i am chin. i have been trapped on this man for 21 years with no means of escape. this is my first chance being able to communicate with the world, please send help. i dont know how much longer i have to t—
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Japanese Artist Depicts The Typical Life Of His Pet Hamster, And The Result Is Adorable
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DRINK WATER
That’s it. That’s the only message I wanted to give you. Please drink water and when you think you drank enough for the day, drink some more. Keep hydrated from inside out!
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