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GATIFLED

gARFILED

specifically from the live action garifled movie with the prince garifled

garfield a tale of two kitties

GARFIELD from GARFIELD: A TAIL OF TWO KITTIES got an abortion!

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everything is gray now, do you like it?

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Sorry for cheekface posting again but saying you are a "disconnected smoke detector oftentimes, or all the time" is so poetic idkkkk

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Great advice from my favourite band

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CHEEKFACE YEAHH

Thank goodness there's sound.

"Cat" appears to be... indie rock.

I mean, I definitely like all of that. The daylist is actually really solid, too.

But still, cat? Also, library?

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"I lit a match, I threw it in the trash

I tossed it all in the dumpster

The dumpster fire got bigger

Now we need a bigger dumpster

And a book of matches

(Everything is fine

Everything is fine

Everything is fine)"

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cheekface gets it man.

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thank you cheekface for giving me the mantra “no one is mad at me no one is mad at me” to sing to myself neurotically when i feel like i’m losing my grip on my sanity

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I hope this goes without saying but if I catch on fire please put me out, if I get wet please dry me off, if I have a heart attack please give me cpr and continue the compressions til the ambulance arrives. Anyways

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sometimes i wonder if a single good thing exists on earth. then i get hit by a car

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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dril and xkcd are at opposite ends of a spectrum slowly working to collaboratively post about every possible topic

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You’re not a real singler. You didn’t even mention 2/3ds or 3/3ds

The only thing I miss about being on instagram is that there was this account called Garfield-Singles (and then later, One-Third-Garfield) who would post out of context panels, just one at a time, almost everyday. It was the single greatest source of reactions images that I have ever come across and I miss them deeply

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So when I was getting dressed today, I very quickly put on a lab coat and some cat ears, not even trying to have something coherent, just wanting to have some kind of costume, and then I used some eyeliner to draw some whiskers on my face, so, yeah, that's my costume, cat in a lab coat, does it make sense? no. who cares. Still wearing the same skirt and striped knee-high socks from yesterday, but that's just my work clothes.

But then when I got to my office in the physics department, one of my colleagues was immediately like, "Oh! Schrödinger's catgirl!"

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