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i was in the middle of making a gifset of this but i think the whole moment just needs to be viewed in video format because

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Kids say the darndest things

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If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

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One of my roommates is from China and neither of us speaks the other’s language but lately when she’s in a chatty mood she comes into our kitchen and shows me these douyin Matt Damon x Ben Affleck RPF videos and puts her theories about how Ben has been pining for Matt into google translate for me to read. fujoing out transcends language barriers

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Built different

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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)

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Sergio Castellitto in Pezzi Unici S1E1 (2019)

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it’s not fucking tinnitus idiot that’s my guardian angel speaking to me

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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Franz Kafka, 1912

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dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.

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My mom's a nurse. My mom was a nurse for 20 years. [...] She came over on Sunday night and she told me this last particular episode [of The Pitt] that aired was triggering in a way she didn't anticipate and she actually remembered a lot of people that passed on her table as she was watching it. And it was the first time she and I've ever had that conversation and I recognized "wow". I work among doctors and nurses all day long and I'm very conscious of the toll that it takes on those practitioners. I did not even realize how close it was at my own house until Sunday.

Noah Wyle on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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Oh someone has been WAITING to write this headline

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