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do any knights want to teach me how to duel. i'll be really clumsy and uncoordinated and you'll have to guide my hands btw
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having so much fun blocking anyone who repeats the whole us is getting dragged into war rhetoric. they're never aggressors no they're just simply forced to murder people. they're not a sovereign, nuclear armed state with the largest gdp. this shit is old. this shit is propaganda.
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having so much fun blocking anyone who repeats the whole us is getting dragged into war rhetoric. they're never aggressors no they're just simply forced to murder people. they're not a sovereign, nuclear armed state with the largest gdp. this shit is old. this shit is propaganda.
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Ezekiel 23:30
“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”







aka I really like Cavallo
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Did Cardinal Tedesco also twirl his hair and giggle?
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okay... okay, OKAY!!!: listen me out, but likes: VERY OUT HERE. (!!!)
credits: @/uniet on ttk
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well, if he didn't want me to fall in love with him, he shouldn't have had those crows feet
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The straightest thing that somebody could possibly say
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becoming an adult cheat sheet!
learn to coupon
what to do when you can’t afford therapy
cleaning your bathroom
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
stress management
quick fix meals
find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
resume workshop
organize your closet
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment
what’s a mortgage?
how to pick a health insurance plan
hotlines list
your first gynecology appointment
what to do if the cops pull you over
things to have in your car in case of emergency
my moving out masterpost
how to make friends as an adult (video)
how to do taxes (video)
recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)
change a flat tire (video)
how to do laundry (video)
opening a bank account (video)
laundry cheat sheet
recipes masterpost
tricks to help you sleep more
what the fuck should you make for dinner?
where should you go for drinks?
alcohol: know your limits
easy makeup tips
find seat maps for your flight
self-defense tips
prevent hangovers
workout masterpost
how to write a check
career builder
browse careers
birth control information
financial management software & app (free)
my mental health masterpost
my college applications masterpost
how to jumpstart a car
sex ed masterpost
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