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Assassin Wen Kexing. (wkx as zzs's second-in-command)
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//Headcanon
I feel Enki would enjoy the rain because it gives him a reason to stay indoors but also he would like the sound of it while residing in the mines 🥺
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lowkey obsessed with wen kexing fits. them staying in a wrecked mansion on a mountain, both zhou zishu and changling wear the same stinky robes but this guy changes into morning, afternoon and cocktail outfits plus pyjamas. mary poppins bag ass behaviour
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I think if Enki was put in the *Spontaneous Ignition* situation (a xydo fic about the Old Knight witnessing Nosramus cast a very potent Pyromancy Trick on a Night Lurch and being traumatized from the violence of such a painful death), the priest would use the fire from the burned up creature to smoke a pipe, and that would make Nosramus so much worse. Like for real, the Knight's clear and stricktly Lawful Good mentality must've had an effect on that alchemist. If Enki was there for them instead of the virtupus man, however? Oh, Nosramus would get out of the relationship much more twisted. Perhaps more prone to the passively corrupting effect of the God of the Depths, even.
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until now i never opened that chest that nosramus asked me not to because it hurts when a character i like is mad at me. today i tried it & the way they didn't even grace me with a scolding or an outburst or even a word—just a silent glare—got me bricked up. never be afraid to try something new. #freakandhunger
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i was way too busy today. at least nosramus congratulates me for getting through it
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Enki and Nosramus are the kind of people to show up to a party with a child (or several children) and be like "hey guys! look at this thing we made!" and its never explained how they got a child or who got pregnant or if they just found it somewhere, all that's known is that they have a kid now.
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wen kexing out for a romp before he ruins the world and himself!! gonna get his little girl settled in the human world safe and sound and enjoy it some himself too!!! on his way to the most dramatic, theatrical suicide the jianghu has ever seen!!!! and then he sees zhou zishu sunbathing and his 20-year-long plan is derailed entirely!!!!!!!!!
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nosramus appreciation post. as you can tell i quickly ran out of ideas
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