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Severus and Lily, before the 70’s died, and they did too.

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Listen, if you give me only verbal instructions, understand that I will not understand a word you said no matter how good they were if it’s more than one or two steps

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might fuck around an let go of all shame and guilt

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Butters

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<3 april 18 2019

What is the next craft you are going to make? Idk. I need a craft buddy.

Do you go outside every time that it’s sunny? I go outside everyday.

What’s the last thing you purchased with cash? Uh, I think that I was at Target buying face masks.

In the winter, would you prefer it to be snowy or not snowy? Not snowy.

What decade did you grow up in? Still growing up baby doll.

What was your favorite Backstreet Boys song? Um. I don't listen to the Backstreet Boys. News Flash.

Favorite *N Sync song? Same as above.

Which of those two bands did you like best? I don't like either.

Do you learn choreography easily? That's a hard no.

If you had to choose, would you rather be taller or shorter? Eh. I am like 6'1". I wouldn't mind being in the 5'9" - 6'0" range, but whatever. I'm cool with my height other than "Did you play basketball?" question I get from creepy dudes all the time.

Do you feel you can trust your doctor? FUCK NO.

What is the theme of this year’s wall calendar? Your mama's ass crack.

Do you feel like you were just writing 2009 on your school papers? No.

How old will you be in 2033? Are you trying to get me pissy?

Do you still have your favorite toy from when you were kid? This tiger that my Great Papa got me.

What was the last good book you read? Linear Programming. A very fun read. JUST KIDDING.

Which do you do more: read books, spent time online, or watch television? World Wide Web bitches.

What do you do the most when you’re online? Read about shit that's important and not important lol.

Do you use a sunlamp? Uh?

Is your 2019 off to a good start? Pretty solid year so far.

How will you decorate for Valentine’s Day? I don't decorate things.

Which foot is bigger, your left or your right? There are the same size. Mind blown.

What color is your winter coat? I need a winter coat. I have a coat, but I am not sure if you'd define it as a winter coat.  

Do you have an art journaling Bible? Fuck no.

What’s your favorite candy to receive on Halloween? Ugh I'm an adult I don't get Halloween dumbass.

Do you think you’re too old to go trick-or-treating? Most definitely. That'd be borderline creep.

Do you have a bobblehead? No. That'd be tight though. I'd want one of Dwight Schrute though... and all the other office dudes.

If yes, what does your bobblehead look like? You're killing me smalls.

Have you ever spent your birthday alone? I actually don't think so. That'd be sad though. Sorry people who spend birthdays alone!

Do you enjoy spending holidays alone (if you’ve ever done it)? I don't think so. I am always with my bf.

Which holiday is closest to your birthday? Valentine's day.

Have you ever had a themed bday party? No. What's up with that though?

If yes, what was the theme? It'll be Harry Potter. Thank you for the idea for next bday party.

What is your favorite ride at the fair? I like the one where you sit in a swing and it twirls you around and shit.

Were you afraid of heights as a child? I wasn't scared of shit when I was a kid... Now I am a human scaredy cat.

Do you think it’s stupid when you’re dying to have someone pray that you don’t feel afraid? (I would want them to pray that I live, personally) Stupid isn't a word I use to describe things or things that people do. People can do what they feel is right. People vary from people to people. There is no right or wrong or "stupid" answer when it comes to this.  

Do you enjoy and appreciate life? Or is this something you need to learn? Yes.

What was on the last mylar balloon you bought? Yer mama's booty hole.

Which dollar store is your favorite? The dollar store ?

Have you ever made a pom-pom out of yarn? Nope.

Do you prefer to take showers in the morning or at night? en la manana.

Can you read in the car? No.

What food gives you diarrhea? Dairy and beer if you count that as food.

Do you keep a diary with a lock and key, or do you just hope no one will read? No diary.

Do you have a friend turned enemy whom you wish were still your friend? Yes but don't want her as my friend.

Have you ever had a lead role in a play? No sir.

Do you know how to use imovie? No.

What does your phone look like? It's an iPhone 6 :)

Would you raise your kids differently than your parents raised you? Yep.

What was the best part about college? The being done part.

If you were homeschooled, did you come up with a school mascot? If so, what? I was homeschooled, but no mascot.

Are you really “wild & free?” No.

Do you wish to be a free spirit? Am.

Where would you go and what would you do if you could do anything? I'd move to some place sunny but secluded and have a doggy farm of rescued doggies.

Would you ever take a solo road trip? Maybe.. It's hard to imagine like a significant road trip without anybody accompanying me though.

Do the mountains fascinate you? Word to your mama.

What is the most fascinating part of nature? Absolutely everything.

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What are you doing in 2 hours? Hopefully be asleep by then (:

What is the last thing you ate? An English Muffinz.

Who is the last person that visited your home? Hmmm, my mama I think.

Where is the last place you drove? To mi casa.

What are you doing Saturday? Chillin.

If you had 5 minutes to talk with any politician, who would it be? Um, goodness. IDK.

What would you ask them? Lol.

Do you love your job? Yes.

How many pets are roaming around your house? Just one doggy <3

When is the last time you told a family member that you loved them? Mi madre this evening.

How often do you work out? All the time man.

Who is the last person that made you angry? Hmmmm, I am not sure (: .

You’re stranded alongside the road. Who do you call first? Oh lordy. Triple A? Depends on the situation, I suppose.

Name the last 3 TV shows you watched: Friends, America's Nex Top Model, The Office. <3

Why does your co-worker piss you off? They don't.

If you had to spend an 8 hour car ride with 1 person, who is it and why? Jonathan, because he is my favorite <3.

When is the last time you showered? I took a bathy today. Showered yesterday I think.

Who is the last person to ride in the back seat of your car? Ummm I am not sure anyone has, other than Butters and she isn't a person, she is a pooch.

What 3 items do you buy every time you go grocery shopping? Ummm. That's hard. Mixed Greens, Lunch Meat, Yogurt.

If you had to eat 1 food every day for a year, what would it be? Hmmm, that would suck. Avocados would be do-able though <3.

Who is the last person you texted? Mi Madre.

Why didn’t you answer the phone the last time it rang? Cuz.

What is the last concert you went to? I am not much of a concert go-r

If you had to be a member of a TV sitcom family, which one would it be? Ummm, that's a good question. the Gilmore Girls <3 lol

Name 3 things from your childhood that you still have today: Nada really. A blankie.

What is the last lie you told? Errr I am not sure?.

Who is the last person to get drunk with you? Jonathan.

How many bones have you broken? Four.

Is there anyone in your life that you tolerate, but wish they were gone? Um not really, actually. I don't talk to many people, but the people I talk to, I don't want to go away.

What do you want to be doing 1 year from now? Hmmm, good question. I hope to have saved up some cash, and to find a decent development job.

You and your ex are trapped in an elevator. What happens? Ugh, nothing. I would sulk in the corner the whole time and hate my life.

When is the last time you were in a hospital? Ummmm I think when I went to go see my brother.

What did you dream about last night? Idk.

Have you ever stole anything? If so, what was it? I plead the fifth.

What is the last thing that made you uncomfortable? My tummy feeling yuck.

Ever yell at someone for not washing their hands after using the bathroom? Lol, I don't think so.

When is the last time you danced? Ummm :( hard to say. Not much of a dancer unfortunately.

Someone breaks into your house while you are in bed. What do you do? Ugh. This is like my biggest fear, thanks. Freak the fuck out, of course lol.

How did you first learn your “limit” when drinking? Still working on that one actually. I try to not to drink at all because that ends up working out better.

Who is the one person you DON’T want to come to your wedding? Idk, the people I would be worried about coming to my wedding wouldn't come anyways, so I got nothing to worry about (: .

What is the last article of clothing you bought? I got my mama this shirt/cami from Target for her bday.

How many different people have you kissed in the past month? One.

Who is the last person to fall asleep on the couch with you? Jonathan <3.

12 hours at work on a Saturday or 12 hours cleaning the kitchen, bathroom, and garage on a Saturday? That is tough. Work though $$

Who is the next person you want to see? Jonathan.

Who was the last person to say “I love you” to you? Jonathan.

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Elena Belle

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Fasting and Furious

What would be worse - going out in public with no bra or no panties? Uh, I have never done either, and really can’t imagine doing so haha. I would have to say no panties would be worse, because I think it would be weirddd if had a shirt on with no panties. Who is one person in your life who could use a serious attitude adjustment? I plead the fifth. Using three words and no colors, describe your most worn pair of shoes: Cute, sandal, anchors. If you had to change a tire right now, would you know how? Yeppers. You have a 20 hour flight ahead of you, pick one person to sit next to: Jonathan and Butters.

Would you ever let your child drop out of high school? I don’t know how to respond, because I have no child, and there is no context. Take a guess at what temperature it is outside: 30ºC. What is your favorite hot drink? How about your favorite cold one? Iced coffee, iced lemon water. Hot coffee. Honestly, do you think that inner beauty is as important as outer beauty? Yes. What is something you own that means a lot to you? Where’d you get it? My dog, Butters. My mother. What is something you used to be afraid of, but aren’t anymore? Diet. Who was the worst teacher you’ve ever had? Why? God, idk. There have been horrible ones haha. You can only have two: smart, sexy, funny, or cute. Pick. Smart and funny. In Taiwan they eat rooster testicles - would you try them? Idk lol sounds a little fucky to me. Describe what would be a perfect date for you: A trip to the beach, dinner and maybe drinks. Do you pronounce “aunt” like “awnt” or “ant”? Ant. Can you spell your first name backwards without writing it down? Yes. Pick a movie that is somewhat relatable to your life right now: That is a hard one. The hangover? Because I have one.. Do you ever buy CD’s anymore? Nah. Any idea what DVD stands for? Digital Video Disk? I think Ever been caught in the rain in a white shirt? No I don’t think so actually lol. Has a store employee ever hit on you while you were shopping or paying? Yes. Great car and average house or great house and average car? Great house, average car. Do you find not washing your hands after using the bathroom to be gross? Kinda, yeah. Are you more often the heart-breaker or the heart broken? =/ Heart broken. How often do you flash a peace sign in your photographs? Never. Do you smile with your mouth open or closed? Why? Closed. Are both of your lips about the same size? Yes I think. Do you think you could get dressed (and look decent) in the complete dark? Probably, if the clothes are laid out already.

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Buenos Dias

When was the last time you had a slurpee? Ew, I really don’t like slurpees. I remember though that when Jon and I first got together we put alcohol into one and drank it in the parking lot of the movie theater. Yolo. What is your favorite television show? It’s hard to pick just one. I like Survivor, Project Runway, the Gilmore Girls, Better Call Saul/Breaking Bad, Smallville. What holiday will be coming up next? The 4th of July. Have you ever done hard drugs before? Nah, not my style. What is the worst name anyone has ever called you?

Stupid.

What color are your eyes? Brown. What does the last text you sent say? I had the fajita salad. When was the last time you cried out loud in front of someone? Yesterday. Where is your favorite place to eat out?

Any place semi low carb now... If I don’t diet I would say Sakara’s Sushi, McMenamins, those damn sweet potato fries are seriously to-die-for. But in general, a good burger restaurant has me happy. Does it bother you when people call you ‘ma'am’ or 'sir?’ Not really. Have you ever been obsessed with a television character? Hm I wouldn’t say obsessed. But Jesse Pinkman, Saul Goodman, Lorelai & Rory Gilmore, Luke Danes, Jess Danes, Tim Gun, Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks.. So many Do you ever wish you had powers of invisibility? Eh lol I can’t see why I would need these powers, but I guess I’ll take them just in case! What was the last thing that changed your life completely? Pretty much Jon and I finally getting shit together and not being broke anymore. Do you have any step siblings? Yeah 3. Did you partake in senior skip days? I went on a Senior Sneak lol, but no? Do you have Showtime? No. When was the last time you went to Wal-mart? Hm, not too long ago? Have you ever read the Christian Bible? Yes, I mean not the whole thing of course. Is there anything you’d like to say to anyone at the moment? Nah. Do you tend to cry a lot? Lol yeah, sometimes. When the holidays come around, do you help decorate? Not really lol, mainly because I usually travel to different families houses the day of or day before. Would you ever consider having an abortion? Only if it put my life in jeopardy, or the babys. I do believe that you should take responsibility for your actions. Which seems to be equivalent to being responsible in the first place. What does the majority of clothes in your closet look like? Ugh, a shit show. I need to organize clothes desperately. Has someone ever promised not to leave you? Yes. Do you have a part-time job? No. Do you order clothing offline quite often? Not often :/ hoping that’ll change. Are you the type of person who likes to buy gifts for your friends? Yes, love it. Have you ever lived in an apartment before? Yep. Have you ever been questioned by the police? Yep. In which state/country were you born? The United States, Oregon. Are you close to your parents? Yes. Have you ever had to be put on medicine for a mental disorder? Yeah, for depression& anxiety. Would you say you have impressive grammar skills? God no, but somehow manage to do fairly well. White chocolate or milk chocolate? Love both, not eating either these days though.

Have you ever been to an amusement park out of state? Yessss. Does your television connection ever go out during your favorite show? No, my internet however.... can be a poopy pants sometimes. Would you rather be part of a team or alone? Alone but that’ll soon have to change :/ . Do you have a Tumblr? Well yeah. Do you ever eavesdrop on people in hallways? I try not to, but my ADD seems to latch onto whatever noise is currently happening. Have you ever been punched in the stomach? Yes. Is there anyone you’d like to be cuddling with at the moment? Yeaaaa, but he is at work, and the dog is outside lol.

Would you consider yourself a crafty person? Yeah :D. What would you say is your favorite color of all time? Purples and Blues. Chinese or Mexican food? Oh god, Chinese AND Mexican Food you mean. Both of which I can’t have. What do you normally drink when eating at a fast food restaurant? Iced waterrrr. Do you have a crush on anyone at the moment? No, just my boyfriend. Which I am not sure that applies. The butterflies days seem to have passed. Is there something important that you should be doing as of now? NO YAY. Actually I need to run some errands today. Soonish. Have you ever participated in Black Friday shopping? No, ugh I can’t see myself ever doing that. I hate crowds of people, and shopping for materialistic things. Describe your favorite outfit? I need to go shopping so bad. But my favorite outfit that I currently own, is this dress that I have had for at least a decade now, it has abstract coloring on it, teal and brown magicalness. What color are your nails painted right now, if any? This pretty pink color. Have you ever been responsible for someone’s death? No. What is your biggest fear? Losing people/fur babies close to me. What is your favorite website to go on in your spare time? Reddit, Insta, Tumblr. What do you normally order when you go to Taco Bell? RIP Beefy Five Layer Burritoooooo. Do you ever spend the night with your significant other? Every night. What is your favorite number? Favorite numbers aren’t really a thing, are they? Do you know a lot about serial killers? Not a LOT. but I mean Netflix and Hulu have taught me quite a bit. Has your life ever been challenged by something huge? Yeah. Have the police ever been looking for you? No. Where do you get most of your accessories from? What accessories? Have you ever been in a car accident? Yep. Do you cuss more than anyone else you know? Possibly. When was the last time you kissed someone who was younger than you? Hmmmm, I’d have to really think back. How old is your youngest cousin? Dunno. My actual cousins don’t talk to me. Are you currently in a happy relationship? Yes. Where did your last kiss take place and at what time of day? This morning, I have not moved since the kiss has taken place. lol it has been about an hour so 7:28 ish. How do YOU download music? That’s the only way to do it. Do you tend to talk on the phone a lot? Noooo. Have there ever been any serial killers around your hometown? No. But that scares the crap out of me. When was the last time you went to a museum? I have no idea... Is heartbreak as bad as it sounds? Yeppers. What was your first job? Life guarding stuff. What is the weather like outside? Seems nice. Do you ever find yourself talking to someone who isn’t even there? No. Do you normally have nightmares or good dreams? Nightmares and Good dreams. What do people compliment you on the most? My hair. Which is a disaster right now. Are you jealous of any of your friends? Nah, happy for them. Maybe one time in my life. Carrie Fischer said “Jealously is like taking poison and waiting for the other person to die” Are you more of an open person or closed to communication? I am more of a listener, but if I know the person well enough and have had a few beers I’ll probably start talking. Do you know how to shoot a gun and hit a target? Depends on the gun. Are you a good listener? Yes. What is your favorite drink? Iced water with lemon, tea, coffee. What is something you always tend to lose? My mind. Do you buy more things for yourself or others? Ugh almost neither haha, but I’d say myself. If you chew gum, which kind is your favorite? The minty kinds. Is there anyone you know in which you’d like to simply punch in the face? Nah, lol, that’d just be embarrassing. Do you like listening to foreign music? I DOOOOO. but have a hard time finding what I am looking for lol. I wonder why? :P What turns you on the most? It’s a secret :). Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? Yes.