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lol other headcanons that kinda get me annoyed is how you “fix the character” and you just take away a handful of their character development/personality and make them gay/trans 😭 or even more chronically ill/depressed than they even are. Like I don’t see a change in the character now that you’ve ‘fixed’ them.

And other ones I’ve seen is when they take a PERFECTLY OK CHARACTER. Meaning they aren’t the nicest or the best but they aren’t the worse (Sakura or ino..sorry y’all😞) and make them ungodly evil. LIKE NO! I mean yeah Sakura and ino have said some pretty harsh things but why are you making them into a prostitute or a scammer who sells fake meds to her patients? Like what happened to just making them bullies or smth..😭

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can y’all not add y’all ugly ass oc’s under the Naruto headcanons tag? 😭 they do NOT belong there. Make a separate tag for Naruto if u wanna post ur OC’s. I’m tired of seeing the same OC’s in different fonts every 5 posts💀 like cmon now. I getting tired of blocking y’all bc I really am NOT here for no information on your OC’s. I’m literally there for angst, fluff or smut. Thank you! 😛🥰

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okay do hetalia characters have canon heights because I feel like Canada is taller + generally bigger than america 1 because ehehehhehshahhhahuuhhahgh and 2 because Canada's geography is just bigger in general

I also like scrawny canada that's good too but like... he can be big too sometimes.

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virgin!reader x suigetsu..?? Anyone?? no? Okay..🥲

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I’d like some Rock Lee sleeping hc like sharing a bed and smut😼😼😼please

hi anon sorry I took awhile to answer this and let your ask sit in a corner collecting dust and cobwebs 😭!

warnings: suggestive, creampies and masturbation.

God is he a messy sleeper..like he ends up in positions that you couldn’t even comprehend. His left leg will be under the bed while his right leg is on you and his toe is almost in your nose..yeah. He sleeps like a noodle basically.

Hates and I mean HATES thin covers. He has a closet full of blankets, pillows/pillowcases, sheets and comforters. He gets down he don’t play when it comes to his bedsheets💀

Never lets you go even if he isn’t holding u tightly like the wind may come in and sweep you away from him. He’ll always have a hand on your waist, thigh, back or ass. Anyplace he can easily just grab you nd pull you closer as if you’re falling off the bed.

Slobs..not a lot but enough to fill up teacup and always wakes up wondering why his pillow is soaking wet along w his face and arm cause he refuses to believe he slobs.

his morning wood isn’t as prominent as others. And he sees this as an opportunity to get an extra warm up for the day (jumping jacks/push ups to get rid of it) but i mean..if you wanna help!! He’s fine w that to😙

May or may not have slapped or kicked you before. He always apologizes tho but damn did that hurt so now he has to sleep on the floor or in the living room to feel your annoyance and pain!

Loves when you lay on him. He just wants to hold your head close to his heart like you’re a “princess” or sum shit he says. When you’re laying atop him and I mean your chest on his. Your legs on either side of him and your arms wrapped around his back— head against his chest typa position. He will melt (literally) cause you’re so cute and warm and he loves you sm give this man a child jeez. Anyways, he’ll run up and down your back but usually have a hand on your lower back.

Also he never makes you sleep closest to the door ifykyk 😭

Wants to be the one to wake you up, not a rooster, not the noisy neighbors or the constructions work in the neighborhood.

nsfw below!

Morning sex isn’t uncommon but it’s not something that happens every morning, yknow? But he looks so sexy his head back against the pillows nd headboard while you ride him reverse cowgirl. Him holding the fat of your ass and guiding you up and down, back and forth against his cock. which was going soft because he already came inside you

secretly wants to be waken up with a blowjob. Just the sight of his soft cock in your mouth while you try to make it stand could make a man like him die and ascend.

There have been times where he thought you were sleep and began palming himself to the thought of you. He doesn’t do it TO you cause he thinks it’s weird to masturbate to a sleeping person yuck. Whole time you’re rubbing your clit to his sultry exhales and and inhales. 😋

he doesn’t resort to sex most of them time but won’t turn down a good dry humping sesh

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Headcanon Prompts

Ok so since I have no ideas for headcanons at the moment, I wanna ask you guys to send in some requests. Just send in a number and a character’s name and I’ll do your request as soon as I can! Or if you wanna use these questions for your own blog go ahead!

How do they feel about people shorter/taller than them?

What are they like on social media? (What’s their username, profile pic, etc.)

Their sexuality?

Preferred weather?

What’s their sleeping schedule?

Favorite music?

How’s their cooking?

It’s movie night, what movie do they pick?

How would they hold up in a pillow war?

What’s their sleeping position?

Who do they go to for comfort?

Something small that they enjoy?

How do they feel about physical contact by others?

What is enough to bring them to tears?

Biggest pet peeve?

How well do they take care of themselves?

What’s something they like that may be surprising to others?

Do they consider others family?

Any bad habits that they have?

What’s their idea of a perfect vacation?

Do they get lost easily? Will they ask for directions if they are?

The strangest thing they have ever seen?

How well do they accept advice?

How much do they swear?

How do they take advice given to them?

Do they like being in pictures?

Is there anything they’re bad at?

What’s their morning schedule?

Any past injuries?

Something that disgusts them?

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feed us

“feed us” we all say simultaneously. BUT FR THO I HAVE BEEN SO BUSY W WORK. I work for a bunch of college kids so I’m off when they have break..which is next week and i also work in a Burlington and all I can say is RETAIL IS NOT FOR THE WEAK. But that money tho bro. I mean that’s life when you’re a young ass adult 🙂‍↕️

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Anyone who is good at hetalia impressions, feel free to properly dub this.

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THE GREATEST EVER PRUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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gimme plug! connie w his sleepy gf 😸

she’s such a sleepyhead! so when connie does his early morning drops, he makes her a little pallet in his backseat so she can sleep peacefully.

“cmon mama, don’t wanna leave you here.” connie says, pressing kisses to your face. “noooo, leave me here con’..” you whine, tossing and turning away from connie’s kisses.

“nope. get up, i ain’t asking again.” connie says. you groan and sit up, rubbing your eyes. connie hands you the keys to his car so you can make yourself comfortable in the backseat while the car heats up.

you walk to the car with pillows and a cover in hand. you make yourself snug in the backseat while the car warmed up. connie walked out the door a few minutes after you, getting into the drivers seat. he smiled at your sleeping figure. he ran around in the city making his drops, making sure not to wake you up.

plug! connie is head over heels in love with his sleepyhead girlfriend

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cozy days 🧴🎀🧋🍓

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