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Looked up my username and came across my old Tumblr. Surprised I remembered my user name. Went through all my likes and after all these years I still like the same stuff. Maybe I'll start using Tumblr again.
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me: *sees a fat cat*
me, in tears: you are so fucking big i love you…
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Feed a person vampire blood, you get a ghoul. Feed an animal vampire blood, you get a hellhound. Water a plant in vampire blood, you get a mandrake. Fill up your car with vampire blood? Probably good things, let’s try it.
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me: man i sure am hungry but i dont know what to eat
brain: then just fucking eat nothing
me: understandable have a good day
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An Arctic fox enjoys Pumpkin Bash at Woodland Park Zoo, Seattle
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