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the deleted scenes of loki day-dreaming about being made king and having everyone happy for him makes thors comments about him in the avengers so much funnier

Thor: My brother... has gone insane. his mind is filled with nothing but destruction.

Meanwhile, Loki: *maladaptive daydreaming about his family loving him*

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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Do y’all ever play with prompt generator stuff? Cuz I just have a bunch of them saved on my phone for no reason whatsoever I swear…

But I’m vibing with this one today because yes, I see Tony as a hazard, Loki as an enabler, and Stephen as someone who won’t stop them, but will still be there to set bones when something inevitably goes awry.

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Could Marvel please stop pushing steggy for a moment and give us more scenes of them together, like this is a ship I can totally get behind

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Person A: “Say something sexy.”

Person B: “Something sexy."

Person A, pouting: "Com'n, don't be such a-"

Person B: "I want to devour you, lick and bite every gorgeous inch of you, and then when you're spent, when you can't handle the teasing anymore, I'll wring one more pretty, needy crescendo out of you're exhausted body. Sexy enough?"

Person A, stunned: "Too sexy."

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When Fandral admited that they didn’t pay attention to Loki because of Thor 

This is actually very sad

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I’m never gonna get over Loki, the literal god of mischief, fixing his jacked and smoothing out his hair only to stumble over his words like an idiot when he needs to talk to a middle aged single dad who sells jet skis for a living

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That’s so cursed and I’m 🤏 this close to writing it

Okay wait. Cursed idea but what about a Sweeney Todd Dashingfrost AU ?

Like Loki as Sweeney??? Fandral as Mrs. Lovett?? The whole By The Sea sequence???? I need it alright I need it.

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This is how a married couple greet each other after coming home from work

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threw some sketches together on the same document

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Fez snatched

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he's a god, of course he's into worship

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Me too

loki: murder wasn’t on today’s agenda

mobius: murder isn’t on anyone’s agenda

loki: no, it is on mine, just not until thursday

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LMAO😭

Feeling a little unhinged about Loki and Mobius today

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HELP WTF 😭

I was going to reblog something and by accident I found this list:

And couldn't help but remember this:

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IM SOBBING 😭

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