math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.
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wdym is this not how it went
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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
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Insane that people are just normal about things they like instead of making it 98% of their personality for the next 27 years of their life.
Me on the other hand? I saw a pointy- eared, little alien bitch say “I always have been and always shall be yours” to another dude and decided that I would spent half my paycheck on fanart of them.
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*Blackout and light goes out*
Sulu: Don't worry captain I got the sails.
Chekov: *Crying from fear of the dark*
Kirk: PRESS THE EMERGENCY BUTTON PRESS THE— someone put their hand on my ass
Spock: wrong button
Uhura: *Turns on power generators*
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Screenshot redraw for the funsies
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grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. ugly man. shitty palm tree. clear evidence of air pollution. conservative bumper stickers. roadkill. why do i feel worse
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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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gotta draw at least one proper wall kissing right ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?
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this is a Linus stan account. this account loves Saurians. and Linus, who raised three litters of baby Saurians. he has a great sense for fashion. he plays the piano. if you don’t like Linus get out
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She took my ability to die in the divorce
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wrath of khan no context
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don’t be afraid to carry stuffed animals with you.
I carry stuffies around in public because they help me a little anxiety wise, and the worst thing that’s happened is random people giving me weird looks- which like, okay??? Why would I care?
I get to carry around Spider-Man, while all they carry around is bad attitudes and a lack of whimsy
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