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this is a lot to handle

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          honestly she just wants to be left alone. it doesn’t seem like a lot to ask for.

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          @kimaekura is my cute child everyone go bug them <3

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🎭 Masquerade Ball Starters 🎭

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You’re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”

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rotshark replied to your post:Does angry noises ' i'm not cute when crying... '

’ fuck off. ‘

          ❝ nice comeback, bitchbaby. ❞

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Does angry noises ' i'm not cute when crying... '

         ❝ that is a matter of opinion.        also are you okay you just made       a noise similar to a cat who’s tail       got closed in a door. do you need        a doctor? i’ve got a phd in sass       maybe i can help.❞

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"Pokémon Go" based starters

"I don't know you, but can I go into your backyard? There's a Meowth and I need it."

"Oh god there's a Magikarp on my bed."

"You know how I was having nightmares last night? Well, turns out there are six Drowzees in this area and I blame them."

"I'm going to church because it's the nearest Pokéstop and I really need Pokéballs."

"I just caught my seventeenth Weedle. There are too many bloody Weedles around here."

"...So, I used autocorrect to name my Pokémon, and now I have a Beedrill named Steve and a Jigglypuff named Fucker."

"I don't care if it's three in the morning - there's a Pidgeot outside and it will be mine."

"I just wasted four bloody Pokéballs because the Raticate I caught kept breaking them."

"There's a Sandshrew inside that McDonald's but I can't get it because I don't have any money and they have a sign saying only paying customers can go in and play Pokémon Go."

"I'm naming all my Pokémon after my favorite characters and you can't stop me."

"This place is crawling with Rattatas."

"You see that shipwreck all the way out there? Yeah, that's the nearest Pokéstop."

"Most of the people here are playing Pokémon Go and I think that's beautiful."

"To be honest, I name all the Pokémon that I keep so that way they know I'm never going to give them to the Professor."

"I found this Tauros on the pillow next to me last night before I went to sleep."

"The nice thing about collecting so many Pidgeys is that I was able to evolve the one I kept really quickly."

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kimaekura replied to your post:picks u up, ur so small tbh.

’ you must suffer from being small ‘

          looks into the camera like she’s on the office.

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" wAHHH What's with your hair?! It's so cool!! WAAahh. " Nagisa, don't touch the hair- mun asks politely as he touches the hair.

          she laughs nervously, tries to lean away from him but gives up about halfway through the action. he doesn’t seem like he means any harm, anyway.

    ❝ ah--thanks..? ❞  stranger danger alarms are sounding in her head.

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picks u up, ur so small tbh.

          why must she be made to suffer.

    ❝ i’m small but i will fight you.❞  and probably lose, but still, she tries.

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not a cloud in the skies got the sun in my eyes and i won’t be surprised if it’s a dream

@bakaloud ind. self-insert. ur favorite neighborhood meme

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this is a lot to handle