Booty McTooty
tootin' all day thank you
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I read a reddit post the other day where someone asked if they were being a dick somehow and how to fix but turns out they were being asked out the whole time.
What I'm trying to get to is that I think I was propositioned to by a friend (or asked out??????) and I completely missed it.....
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I wonder if someone has a picture of me I have never seen. It makes me think about the scene, what moment has been lost to time in my mind?
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i wonder if history will remember me
if so, how?
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I regret to inform you I’m #stoner trash.
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Like if you’re a #420 fan, reblog if you’re a #stoner fan.
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whenever the munchies hit me and I wanna eat chips like no tomorrow without the guilt the morning after, I grab a bowl, dump corn flakes in it, and eat it dry, like chips.
good shit, highly recommend
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holy shit dude, this is gonna hit like a fuckin truck.
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I take it back, I love this taco truck.
I fucking love tacos.
I got tacos and the biggest fuckin crime was committed against me.
They didn't give me lime.
I need to find a new taco truck. 😞
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I got tacos and the biggest fuckin crime was committed against me.
They didn't give me lime.
I need to find a new taco truck. 😞
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Getting high at the aquarium? Cliche. Catch me zooted out of my gourd at the natural history museum. I turn a corner and see a stuffed grizzly bear and fall to my knees sobbing uncontrollably
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I posted on Tumblr, "Taking a rip from the bomb... oh yeahhhhh (explodes)." I thought it was so funny.
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Bro these edibles are hitting real fuckin nice and my tolerance has been low and I'm about to eat dinner and idk dude life is kinda nice rn.
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most beautiful excess burn I've done
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right on time
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*takes a hit*
*holds*
*exhales slowly*
I think shit will work out just fine.
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lowkey didn't expect the idea of getting high and slow grinding to be as desirable as it is rn.
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