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I have really small feet 🐾

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

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hate it when men are sexy. don’t you have something better to do

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Would love to make some extra cash and totally willing to send any pic y’all want. Just wanna make it thru the week honestly.

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I love finding out new things about Saint Robin Williams

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Gosh.

Must be rough for them.

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Working on a sunday? Homophobic!

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Summer Breeze makes me feel fine

Blowin' through the jasmine in my mind ...

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