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Hey guys.

My mental health has taken a turn for the worst, so I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to put my blogs on hiatus until I get some help, or preferably until I’ve recovered. If anyone wants to talk, you can contact me via discord, which you can message me for.

[bakerdad-blog1]

Hey guys.

My mental health has taken a turn for the worst, so I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to put my blogs on hiatus until I get some help, or preferably until I’ve recovered. If anyone wants to talk, you can contact me via discord, which you can message me for.

[bakerdad-blog1]

Hey guys.

My mental health has taken a turn for the worst, so I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to put my blogs on hiatus until I get some help, or preferably until I’ve recovered. If anyone wants to talk, you can contact me via discord, which you can message me for.

[bakerdad-blog1]

Hey guys.

My mental health has taken a turn for the worst, so I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to put my blogs on hiatus until I get some help, or preferably until I’ve recovered. If anyone wants to talk, you can contact me via discord, which you can message me for.

[bakerdad-blog1]

Hey guys.

My mental health has taken a turn for the worst, so I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to put my blogs on hiatus until I get some help, or preferably until I’ve recovered. If anyone wants to talk, you can contact me via discord, which you can message me for.

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high quality meme starters

taken from all over the internet, some specifically from the youtube channel siIvagunner . 

❝ can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh BONELESS PIZZA ❞

❝ and his name is ……. JOHN CENA ! ❞

❝ succ ❞

❝ BUENOS DIAS MANDY ❞

❝ n - nani ?!? ❞

❝ omae wa, mou shindeiru . ❞

❝ how many layers of irony are you on right now ? ❞

❝ SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME . ❞

❝ [ obnoxious sound of the ever popular rickroll ] ❞

❝ they see me rollin’ . they hatin’ . ❞

❝ todokete, setsunasa ni wa ! ❞

❝ nice of the princess to invite us over for dinner, gay __ ? ❞

❝ i hope she made lotsa spaghetti ! ❞

❝ it’s the nutshack ! ❞

❝ BITCH YOU GUESSED IT ! ❞

❝ AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ❞

❝ whoa …. whoa …. whoa …….. WHOA ! WHOAWHOAWHOAWHOAWHOA — ❞

❝ gee ! it sure is BORING around here ! ❞

❝ you know what they say: all toasters … toast toast ! ❞

❝ it’s hiiiiiiigh noon . ❞

❝ eyyyyyyyyy, sexy lady ! ❞

❝ nice . >:] ❞

❝ i’ll have a number nine large . ❞

❝ the more you know ! ❞

❝ look at my horse . my horse is amazing . ❞

❝ epic jojoke . ❞

❝ squadala, we’re off ! ❞

❝ are you sure about that ? ❞

[ dabs ]

❝ let it go ! let it go ! ❞

❝ are you …. a real villain ? ❞

❝ well, uh … technically, uh …. nah . ❞

❝ we are number one ! ❞

❝ notice me, senpai ! ❞

❝ you’re gonna have a bad time  - sans undertale [ 2015 ] ❞

❝ pokemon go to the polls . ❞

❝ is only game . why u hef to be mad ? ❞

❝ snooPINGAS usual i see . ❞

❝ POOTIS . ❞

❝ ECH . ❞

❝ do not presume . ❞

❝ i’m gay . ❞

❝ i have crippling depression ! ❞

❝ expand dong . ❞

❝ HE HAS NO STYLE ! HE HAS NO GRACE ! ❞

❝ according to all known laws of aviation — ❞

❝ what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch ? ❞

❝ GOOD SHIT . ❞

❝ i play pokemon go everyday ! ❞

❝ BEGONE, THOT . ❞

❝ jesus christ it’s jason bourne . ❞

❝ BEHOLD THE POWER OF MY STAND ! ❞

❝ taaaaaaaake oooooooooon meeeeeeeeee ! ❞

❝ GET TO THE CHOPPA ! ❞

❝ all your base . now belong to us . ❞

❝ WOOMY . ❞

❝ i used to be an adventurer like you, until i took an arrow to the knee . ❞

❝ look at this dude . oh nononononono …. ❞

❝ i am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand ! ❞

❝ exotic butters . ❞

❝ gotta go fast ! ❞

❝ what does the fox say ? ❞

❝ pen pineapple apple pen . ❞

❝ NOOOOOOO . PLEASE GOD NO, NO . NO . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — ❞

❝ get out of my swamp ! ❞

❝ look at all those chickens ! ❞

❝ i’m blue, dabudee dabudi . ❞

❝ thank you, __ ! but your princess is in another castle ! ❞

❝ here i come, rougher than the rest of them . ❞

❝ HEHEHE I AM A SUPAHSTAR WARRIAH ❞

❝ press f to pay respects . ❞

❝ the cake is a lie . ❞

❝ owo what’s this ? ❞

❝ SAY WHAAAAAAAT ? ❞

❝ now this is a story all about how my life got twisted upside down . ❞

❝ it’s lit, fam ! ❞

❝ yes, hello . i was wondering i you could play that song, again . ❞

❝ smoke weed every day . ❞

❝ but hey, that’s just a theory ! A GAME THEORY ! ❞

❝ is that a motherfucking jojo reference ??? ❞

❝ [ room on fire ] this is fine . ❞

❝ fuck the police, comin’ straight from the underground ! ❞

❝ this bitch empty . YEET ! ❞

❝ god i wish that was me . ❞

❝ fuck this shit i’m out . ❞

❝ [ knuckles voice ] oh no . ❞

❝ yeah bOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ❞

❝ dicks out for harambe . ❞

❝ guess i’ll die . ❞

❝ ya like jazz ? ❞

❝ ow the edge ❞

❝ W H O M S T’ D V E ❞

❝ words can’t hurt me these shades are gucci . ❞

❝ __, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out . ❞

❝ it’s over nine thousand !! ❞

❝ HEEEEEEYEYAAAAAEYAAAEYEYE !!!! ❞

❝ rollin’ around at the speed of sound ! ❞

❝ but that all changed when the fire nation attacked . ❞

❝ that day, humanity received a grim reminder . ❞

❝ DOH ! ❞

❝ two to the one to the one to the three . ❞

❝ so long, gay bowser ! ❞

❝ WEEWOO WEEWOO ❞

❝ GRAND DAD . ❞

❝ IT’S HIP TO FUCK BEES . ❞

❝ DON’T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE ❞

❝ inhale my dong enragement child ❞

❝ HERE COME DAT BOI ❞

❝ look at this photograph ! ❞

❝ souljia boy i tell ‘em . ❞

❝ you know i had to do it to ‘em . ❞

❝ wake me up [ WAKE ME UP INSIDE ] ❞

❝ can’t touch this . ❞

❝ deja vu ! i’ve just been in this place before ! ❞

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send a “⚪” to throw a snowball at my muse

or send “⚪+ reverse” for my muse to throw a snowball at yours!

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bw.

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Starter call! 

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for @marshmallohno

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love actually (2003) → sentence starters.

❛ general opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but i don’t see that. ❜

❛ seems to me love is everywhere. ❜     

❛ if you look for it, i’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find love actually is all around. ❜

❛ this is shit, isn’t it ? ❜

❛ i love you even when you’re sick and look disgusting. ❜

❛ did i mention that i love you ? ❜

❛ i’m sorry, i literally don’t have anybody else to talk to. ❜ 

❛ there was more than one lobster present at the birth of jesus ? ❜

❛ shit, i can’t believe i’ve just said that. and now i’ve gone and said ‘shit’. twice. ❜

❛ i’ve worked out why i can’t find true love. ❜

❛ no, i-i just thought i’d ask bluntly in case it was the right question and you needed someone to talk about it and no one had ever asked you. ❜ 

❛ invite him out for a drink then casually mention you’d like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies. ❜

❛ christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives. ❜ 

❛ when i was young and successful i was greedy and foolish, and now i’m left with no one, wrinkled and alone. ❜

❛ ask me anything, i’ll tell you the truth. ❜

❛ i’m not going to act like a petulant child. ❜ 

❛ who do you have to screw ‘round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit ? ❜           

❛ i have to say, __, this is a real pleasure, it’s a pleasure to find someone i can actually chat to. ❜

❛ oh, christ, you haven’t got some horrible six-foot, tight-t-shirt wearing boyfriend ? ❜

❛ i’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed. ❜  

❛ christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all i know. ❜

❛ get a grip. people hate sissies. ❜

❛ no one’s gonna shag you if you cry all the time. ❜

❛ aren’t you a bit young to be in love ? ❜

❛ well, basically you’re fucked, aren’t you ? ❜ 

❛ you’re still sickeningly handsome, whereas i look like my aunt mildred. ❜

❛ i love [pronoun] and true love lasts a lifetime. ❜

❛ fuck - it’s freezing ! fuck ! ❜

❛ it’s my favourite time of the day…driving you. ❜

❛ it’s the saddest part of my day, leaving you. ❜

❛ i’m nice. i really am. apart from my terrible taste in pie and…it would be great if we could be friends. ❜

❛ it’s a…self-preservation thing, you see. ❜

❛ you know, __, i’m sure [pronoun] is/are unique and extraordinary but general wisdom is that in the end, there isn’t just one person for each of us. ❜

❛ i think it’s brilliant, i think it’s stellar. apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup. ❜ 

❛ i promise to sing a song stark naked on tv on christmas eve. ❜   

❛ why don’t you come upstairs in about ten seconds ? ❜ 

❛ of course, if you want me to come over i will. ❜

❛ sorry to be a bit forward and all that but…you don’t fancy going for a christmas drink, do you ? i mean, nothing implied. just maybe go and see something christmassy or something. ❜

❛ normally, i’m really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you. ❜ 

❛ come on, come on, come on, we’re horribly late. ❜

❛ the thing about romance is people only get together at the very end. ❜  

❛ by the way, i feel bad. i never ask you how your love life is going. ❜

❛ much as it grieves me to say it, it might be that the people i love is in fact…you. ❜

❛ it’s a terrible, terrible mistake…but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life. ❜

❛ if you can’t say it at christmas, when can you, eh ? i’m actually yours. ❜ 

❛ __, you’ve got nothing to lose and you’ll always regret it if you don’t. ❜    

❛ let’s go get the shit kicked out of us by love. ❜

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Guys could you please help me because I am indecisive af

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Paris. | instagram

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Paris Photography in pink. Eiffel Tower in the Snow by ekaterinahashbarger.

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purrfectcatalyst:

“The akuma is a girl named Lily. Apparently, she was in Marinette’s class last year and transferred to another school.” Since Adrien started school this year he had no idea who this girl was. “I have her hidden away at the moment, but I don’t want to waste too much time. I figured a recon mission while waiting on Ladybug would be the most worthwhile. Your daughter has done a lot to help me so I’d like to return the favor. 

“Lily?” Tom asked, trying to remember back to a year ago. The name did ring a bell, but he would have to think about it some more. Whatever the case was, he was glad to hear that Marinette was safe. 

“Any ideas why she was targeted?” he asked. Whatever the reason was, he was sure that Marinette wasn’t the reason for her becoming akumatized. She couldn’t be. 

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Guys could you please help me because I am indecisive af