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have you seen my berry its about 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide and 1 inch long

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like bebsi and goca cola

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your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid

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i rlly like hooked by franz ferdinand bcus it sounds like the hotline miami soundtrack by MOON

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shoutout to my period making my stomach feel likes its imploding on itself. big fan of that

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Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

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i talked to my coworkers about the bruce movie trailer and we were all in agreement that its so fucking bizarre seeing this shit in a movie context bcus we literally deal with this type of stuff everyday

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Everyone is wrong except me. And also my small council of beautiful and moderately-adjusted women. If we disagree on something then it's only because the topic is nuanced beyond your simplistic, profane understanding.

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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There is some Seven Seas shit going on in my For You.

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

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