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go outside !!!! 333

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Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

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loooove my partner but why can we never have a quickie it’s always gotta be a 2 hour fuckfest that leaves me feeling dizzy and unwell

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this has me in tears btw

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I don't think my body realizes how healthy my labs say I am

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crossfaded off a bowl of rice and an egg

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nothing will remind you that eating is good and okay like fantasy books will. “and that night in the valley they brought out the best plum cake and sweet cream, trout and turnips roasted over the fire, mead and goatsmilk and fresh cold water from the spring-“ and it’s like yeah dude you’re absolutely right. then sometimes it’s like “as he slept that night in the woods, he sorely missed the valley, where they brought out the best plum cake-“ and it’s like man that sucks i’ll have some seconds in his honor

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My sweetie pie sweet pea honeysuckle baby duckling

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Pixels have been very fun recently 👀 Two commissions and a horsie for me

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Tim Curry with his GameBoy on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993)

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“gender envy” this “gender envy” that,,, sir that man is a senior citizen

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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time

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it’s objectively stupid as these things are but my fave porn genre is lesbian sex fight

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who else mourning the person they could've been if they were treated kindly as a child

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy