balconyofbones
balconyofbones
No Such Thing As Home
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It is in my best interest that everyone believes I am a very hip 60 year old.
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balconyofbones · 13 hours ago
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you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life
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balconyofbones · 19 hours ago
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The post said participation was mandatory. Here's competing bards. Featuring @lily-pad-garden 's Gale.
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balconyofbones · 2 days ago
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All roads unfortunately lead back to tumblr.
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balconyofbones · 2 days ago
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you’re my lawyer so i think you should know i’ve trolled a lot of people
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balconyofbones · 3 days ago
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Kris is the Delta Δ
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they is goddam Homura Akemi-ing the save files, starting over and over again:
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them and someone (probs Gaster) are playing over and over again, slightly differently each time, to find the result they want to change the "Prophecy" aka THE SONG aka THE VERY PLOT of the game
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Toby pulled a fast one on us with all that ocean talk and imagery, that was a distraction. This is your depths, this is your ocean and these are the waves🌊:
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"Rhythm as a Continuous Sine Wave"
Kris is trying to change a song, maybe they were created by Gaster with the Goner Maker to do so or not...
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ANYWAYS ALSO
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"The tail of hell" might be all the save files where "Weird Route" shit has gone down
How we the player factor into this is still yet to come, but its looking more and more like Kris is our goner we made at the start, its just that maybe somthin went fucky wucky and our vessel went and got all independent on us
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haha i did it, i finally got it all out an in a semi coherent explanation that-
🧠brain: *clears throat*
you shut the fuck up, you SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM SO TI-
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*puts face in hands* please make it STOP
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balconyofbones · 3 days ago
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dead end job
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balconyofbones · 3 days ago
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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.
The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.
The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower
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balconyofbones · 3 days ago
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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?
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balconyofbones · 4 days ago
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bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him
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balconyofbones · 4 days ago
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
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balconyofbones · 5 days ago
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Sorted the dota 2 heroes by what they are. Kinda.
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balconyofbones · 5 days ago
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the summoning
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balconyofbones · 5 days ago
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Look man. Growing up in the early-2000's Hollister-era Aeropostale-era barely-post-heroin-chic-era was all, deeply, rotten and no good. But I'm glad I'm not 12 right now in this tiktok-infested clean-girl-rampant whatever-the-fucking-hell is going on right now because oh my god. oh my god...
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balconyofbones · 6 days ago
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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balconyofbones · 6 days ago
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CLASS PHOTOS
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balconyofbones · 6 days ago
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"American cooking shows are sooooo stressful" - guy who's only ever seen cutthroat kitchen and MAYBE chopped
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balconyofbones · 7 days ago
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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot
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