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Minthara is very upset she is no longer the “cool” one in the party. Also jaheria became a barbarian. Durge runs are weird

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Nice photo of me and shadowheart (she’s a gaseous form)

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I FORGOT THEY BOTH HAVE WHITE HAIR

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Fenris walked so Astarion could fly…

Apparently tortured fair-haired elves are my type.

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If I had a nickel for every time the party mage made passive agressive jealous comments about the elven ex-slave I'm romancing, I'd have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it's funny it's happened twice.

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Me: I have A Type and it is sassy white haired elves with dark backstories and trauma

Also me: sad eggman

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They would be friends

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Let’s play a game! It’s called “Do I romance the cat loving wizard with the magical entity burrowed inside him? Or the white haired elf on the run from the master who scarred him?”

There are currently 2 editions out:

Edition 1: Dragon Age 2

Edition 2: Baldur’s Gate 3

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over ten years i've been on this site and every time i open my dash you guys are thirsting over some white haired pretty boy anime looking elf guy from a video game

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I don't really care about their similarities, as I think they are still quite different personalities and I love them both dearly.

Therefore please go ahead and create more games with hot runaway ex-slave elves to drive me crazy. Thanks in advance.

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When you're not interested in any irl men bc theyre not the elves from your games 😂

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ok hear me out

white haired ex-slave twink elf that had painful markings forced onto his body by his master, who recently joined a ragtag group of people on their whacky adventures, all the while secretly fearing that his freedom will be taken away from him if he is found again, who is also a bisexual romance option for the player character He popped into your head didn't he? thats right

Asta-

Oh hey Fenris from Dragon Age 2 what are you doing here

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people that think you have to be mean to romance astarion have obviously never romanced fenris, cause i know that pro-mage fenhawke progression like the back of my hand. in my sleep. and the secret magical key to romancing them both is, surprise surprise, defending their autonomy

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i feel like astarion and fenris would have a lot to talk about

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Gale x Astarion 🤝 Anders x Fenris dangerous and annoying boyfriends

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Ok yeah

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I can still love Baldur's Gate 3 and Dragon Age at the same time. It doesn't matter who did it better or who did it first. All that matters is that my appetite for sassy elves remains sated.