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balis77 · 2 days ago
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You think for the split second Glotta was getting hit by Over Gavv at the end of Episode 39 she was just like "Holy fuck when did he get THAT?!"
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balis77 · 4 days ago
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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god
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balis77 · 4 days ago
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Sinclair, partially restrained by Mersault, coming to his senses with the end of his halberd in his mouth: "Huh...? Oh. It was the Thumb Identity again wasn't it?"
Dante: <We really gotta ask Faust if we can make it stop doing that.>
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balis77 · 6 days ago
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"Oh da boss ain't gonna be happy about this."
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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balis77 · 6 days ago
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Oldest trick in the book: the tragic female pilot antagonist is never making it out of a Gundam series alive.
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they probably realized they could turn it into A Bit early on, but it's funny seeing them just step on the same rake over and over again
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balis77 · 6 days ago
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Sylvia: Ah, Agent Dusk. You've finally returned from your long term operation to investigate that human experimentation lab. Hopefully this should give Twilight and Nightfall some reprieve from our staffing shortages... so, what is your report?
Dusk: I discovered the lab was attempting experiments to develop... well, for lack of a better term, telepathy in human beings. Unfortunately, the lab itself has long since been liquidated and most of the records destroyed, and those they were experimenting on had either been liquidated as well or were moved to a different site. But... I was able to uncover records from one particular subject who apparently managed to escape. I've included all the details in my report.
Sylvia: Excellent work. Your next assignment will be given to you shortly.
*Dusk leaves*
Sylvia: To think... Telepathy. The ultimate weapon against spies. But then again I suppose anything is possible. Perhaps we should try to track down this escaped subject if possible... Let's see here... Subject is a female, would be around five years old by this time, with pink hair, green... eyes... with... attention span issues...
*Dots connecting*
Sylvia: ...There's no fucking way. There's no fucking way. Not even Twilight could get that fucking lucky there's no fucking way...
*Later, looking over Operation Strix archives*
Sylvia, at her fucking limit: No birth records... Just coincidentally happened to want to go swimming in a pool where another child was drowning... just coincidentally happened to asked to go to a part of the lodge where the owner was about to attack another victim... was able to be completely calm while wearing a bomb collar that was coincidentally later determined to be a dud... Oh my fucking god she is fucking psychic. He adopted a fucking psychic. W-was she in on it? Does she know? She has to know, but... was she here to spy on us? Or did she join one of the longest term, highest risk operations WISE has ever performed for fun? ...Oh my god wait she loves spy cartoons. She DID do it for fun! Our highest security operation got reverse-infiltrated by a bored five year old! I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm...
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balis77 · 8 days ago
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I shit you not my first reaction to Dess' room was "I mean this in the most affectionate way possible, but this is the room of someone questioning their gender identity."
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Not what she meant but.
I mean it couldn’t hurt
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balis77 · 8 days ago
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Lone Skeleton Standing Atop A Pile Of Other, Inanimate Skeletons: "Ah, another Dreamer. Does thou wish for the power to take the throne? Then thou must seek strength. Seek the curse that runneth through us all."
*One boss fight against some fucked up demon later*
Guy in semi-modern clothing waiting just outside the gate the boss was guarding: "Yo what the fuck dude? Oh wait, you're from the dark country? Man I haven't seen someone leave there in years. I heard shit got really bad in there recently, that true?"
RPG which initially appears to take place in a Dark Souls style shitdark setting, all crumbling ruins and brooding skies and asshole skeletons posing cryptic riddles, but then you get past the tutorial and it rapidly becomes apparent that literally only the player character's home region is like that.
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balis77 · 11 days ago
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So uh, has anyone tried zooming out/mapping out the full map of the 1225 Ball Machine easter egg room? The "platforms" don't have collision, but I'm curious as to if their reason for being there is to show some kind of message or symbol.
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balis77 · 12 days ago
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I quite enjoy the new minecraft snapshot
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balis77 · 13 days ago
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Yeah not gonna lie chief, every single one of them have been making people into spices for years. The time for them to redeem themselves was when their dad died and instead they decided to kill Shoma's mom in front of him for kicks.
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balis77 · 13 days ago
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Shout out to that one time Courage the Cowardly Dog beat the shit out of two gang members, jumped from the top story of a building, and then jumped into a gang leader's moving car and steered it into the path of an oncoming train before bailing out at the last minute and letting him get run over. All to save a lesbian from an abusive relationship because her girlfriend was being really racist to him as a trauma response.
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balis77 · 15 days ago
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Objectively funny sequence of panels from DC Pride 2025
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balis77 · 17 days ago
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Shoma fighting his other siblings: "So I'll fight... for this world and the people I've grown to love!"
Shoma fighting Glotta: "Now that I've gotten through all my psychological hangups from last time... remember that time you snapped my mom in half in front of me? ON SIGHT BITCH!"
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Time for big sis turn
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balis77 · 19 days ago
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I don't personally watch Gozyuger but the villains' dynamic is so fucking funny to me.
Like normally the guy with the evil ranger suit who's the long lost sibling of one of the heroes would be like, prime sixth Ranger material and be some kind of stoic noble demon in contrast to all his evil co-generals. But nope! All the other generals are perfectly capable of being friendly and affable to the heroes, meanwhile Kuon is an asshole who owns an AI startup, manipulates his younger brother with pseudo-incestual overtones, and kills people not with a cool finishing move but by double tapping them at center mass point blank. And the Big Bad is just like "God, Kuon, why can't my other minions be as fucked up and evil as you are? Why they gotta be well adjusted? This sucks."
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balis77 · 22 days ago
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I'm guessing someone on Gavv's writing team probably wants to throttle someone on Gavv's prop team for cheaping out on the Wolf Granute now that they have to make it keep appearing.
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balis77 · 22 days ago
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Glotta: Red Gavv... you're the reason my precious siblings are dead!
Shoma: Big sis Glotta... I-
Lakia: Wait wait, Shoma, let me take this one. So, when your siblings are dying because of your decisions to make your addictive Dark Treats, all of a sudden that's a big tragedy? Well, maybe, just maybe, it's not our fault they through their lives away making Dark Treats and trying to kill Shoma. If they couldn't control themselves, that's their problem. Right? RIGHT?
Glotta: ...I-it's different-
Lakia: Gee that sounds an awful lot like your problem.
You know what I want to happen in Gavv? I want Lakia to face Glotta again when she's driven for revenge and flip her whole “It’s not our fault your brother died, maybe he shouldn't have been taking our crack” speech on her. “It’s not our fault your dumbass siblings keep dying, maybe they shouldn't have become druglords and human traffickers”
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