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Yeah, you support people who want to be rape-I mean, roughly fucked and abused until they're broken. But are you normal about people who want to roughly fuck and abuse them until they're broken?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked while they age regre-I mean, while they're cute little, innocent babbling toys. But are you normal about people who want to fuck them when they're cute little, innocent babbling toys?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked while they're drunk or unconsc-I mean, while they're asleep and high. But are you normal about people who want to fuck them while they're asleep and high?

Yeah, you support people who want to be beat up and cut-I mean, bruised and marked. But are you normal about people who want to bruise and mark them?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked while they're dogs and anim-I mean, while they're puppyboys and kittygirls. But are you normal about people who want to fuck puppyboys and kittygirls?

Yeah, you support people who want to be fucked by their parents and sib-I mean, by their pretend siblings, step bros, step sisters, mommies and daddies. But are you normal about people who want to be their pretend siblings and parents?

Yeah, you might support people having fucked up, dark, disgusting kinks, but are you actually ok with the people who will do fucked up, dark, disgusting things to them?

Or is it only wrong when those people are transfems?

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ANYWAY I have discovered that the author published with Ellora's Cave back in the day

and I am now wondering if she wrote the one fantasy erotica from Ellora's Cave that I loved so much, complicated by the fact that I no longer remember the name or title (or at least, the title and plot are so badly entwined with a tumblr post I made while reading it, referencing the book while changing all of the details, that I could never hope to sort it out) and, uh, Ellora's Cave did a good bit of fantasy/supernatural erotica so good luck, me.

I wish the average romance-fantasy hybrid writer would stop writing a fully-plotted 300 page fantasy book with some kissing (and sometimes some tasteful 'inside of a relationship, basically fantasy engaged' 75 words of sex to imply a plot arc that mirrors the fantasy plot arc even if it's not really there)

And start writing 'a fully-plotted romance book, but with dragons'

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i haven't played a single castlevania game, this is my general understanding of the lore

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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blogger obtains long-coveted zero note post: "I just kept talking until I hit upon the shit no one cares about"

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"You were absolutely marvelous battling that sand creature, but the rest of the group thinks you're dying of blood loss. You need to get up."

"..."

"You are seriously going to die here if you don't get up and walk."

"..."

"If you die here, you will never get an opportunity to ravish my virginal body and do whatever depraved things you can imagine. One whole night. Anything you want."

"...anything?"

"ANYTHING."

Anyway, best book of 2024, possibly of all time, so glad to know there's a dozen or two more, sicko dot jpeg, etc.

I wish the average romance-fantasy hybrid writer would stop writing a fully-plotted 300 page fantasy book with some kissing (and sometimes some tasteful 'inside of a relationship, basically fantasy engaged' 75 words of sex to imply a plot arc that mirrors the fantasy plot arc even if it's not really there)

And start writing 'a fully-plotted romance book, but with dragons'

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when you miss the intricate rituals

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I just discovered this author I'm currently reading has written like 25 other books/novellas and a substantial number of them are set in this same world.

I do not know when I will have the chance to READ to all of these books but I am beyond hyped to discover that they exist.

I wish the average romance-fantasy hybrid writer would stop writing a fully-plotted 300 page fantasy book with some kissing (and sometimes some tasteful 'inside of a relationship, basically fantasy engaged' 75 words of sex to imply a plot arc that mirrors the fantasy plot arc even if it's not really there)

And start writing 'a fully-plotted romance book, but with dragons'

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Letterkenny (s1, 2016)

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If I have drawn any conclusions from this event, it's that I am not a Sleep Shirt Person, but I need to buy a few more sleep shirts when they go on sale.

I lived in the 1 (one) sleep shirt I have for like 3 solid days because manipulating pants was absolutely not feasible.

I should have known I was screwed the first time I described to my parents that I had slipped/dislodged/etc some soft tissue in my back while doing a routine task and was having terrible pain and muscle spasms from it.

And they both went, "Oh YEAH, I hate when that happens, have a heating pad about it," instead of being confused and upset.

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Beautifully restored 1877 Victorian with a mansard roof in St. Louis, MO. 5bds, 3ba, $960K. Isn't this a pretty street? This home was the only one built by the steamboat Captain Horace Bixby (mentor of Mark Twain).

This entrance hall. What a wonderful built-in. It holds walking canes. The newel post is stunning and the lamp is kerosene- how original is that? I like the checkered floor- I think it makes it pop more than wood.

The reception room is lovely. You'll see that they have some ship antiques around, which is a great idea since it was a steamboat captain's house.

What a great fireplace in the sitting room. Even though the cabinets don't look that old, I think that they may be built-ins.

Beautifully done dining room. This home is so tastefully appointed.

Butler's pantry pass-thru to the kitchen.

The kitchen redo is stunning.

They must be leaving this piece if they show the incredible detail.

This is such a lovely bedroom.

Perfect vintage bath remodel.

Note the little laundry chute on the 2nd fl. They also kept the steep stairs intact.

This bedroom has stairs up to a beautiful terrace.

This room has a large bathroom/dressing room.

Yard is small, but so beautifully done.

But, that's not all the outdoor space. The spiral stairs go to a rooftop deck.

There is also a 2 car garage around the block.

Lovely neighborhood of gorgeous homes.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1532-Mississippi-Ave-Saint-Louis-MO-63104/2945672_zpid/?

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まだおるですか

オレは　きょうは　そろそろねぶいのですが

Hey landlady, are you going to weave more? I'm getting sleepy today...

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I wish the average romance-fantasy hybrid writer would stop writing a fully-plotted 300 page fantasy book with some kissing (and sometimes some tasteful 'inside of a relationship, basically fantasy engaged' 75 words of sex to imply a plot arc that mirrors the fantasy plot arc even if it's not really there)

And start writing 'a fully-plotted romance book, but with dragons'