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found out i wasn't born with any skills and the things i'm actually good at are the things i do a lot and didn't quit on. this sucks
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We're genuinely so brave for the way we somehow manage to navigate cis society never knowing wtf is going on in their heads at any given time
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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so
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Been thinking about how the new Superman movie did a really good job of giving Clark interests beyond “Truth, Justice, and a Better Tomorrow.” He likes pop punk rock. His favorite meal is breakfast for dinner. Clark does a little dance when he gets the front cover byline. He likes to doom-scroll. Unclear if he’s a dog guy. His girlfriend makes him hot cocoa when he’s sad. So often Superman in film has zero personality beyond tortured alien that must guide humanity. Giving him these small details made the character feel so much more real. He really is just a guy doing his best.
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When you're debugging code, there are a number of possible scenarios, in order of increasing scariness:
The code works, but with some known issues.
The code doesn't work, but I know why.
The code doesn't work, and I don't know why.
The code used to work, but I know what changed.
The code used to work, and I don't know what changed.
The code used to work, failed, and I fixed it so it works again, but now that I fixed it I'm not sure how it EVER worked before.
The code works, even though it clearly shouldn't, and I don't know why.
Just fixed a #6 issue at work so I'm a little shook.
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It’s also worth noting that they have a VERY dangerous job - garbage collection routinely has one of the highest level of fatalities in the US labour force. Pretty much every survey I’ve seen of most dangerous occupations puts it in the top 10 somewhere.

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Me: What the fuck. David Corenswet is Superman. The guy who built Star Wars Legos with my brother when they were 14. I knew he had an acting career, he did theater and commercials back then and he was in some Netflix stuff, but Superman?
Husband: congratulations, you are having the authentic experience of being Clark Kent's coworker
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getting smacked in the face by a toyota camry, wrecking my motorcycle, and opening my eyes to this specific shard of my bike on the pavement next to me is divine poetry
ralsei splat my beloved, me too
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