i’ve had this post open for five whole minutes typing and deleting streams of consciousness and all i can think about and talk about in them is megan fox’s sexy power move of deleting every photo of her n m*k and following eminem on ig before just saying fuck it and deleting
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besties….. i want a snack
but i don’t know what kind of snack
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this cut on my nose is KILLING ME
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i have a cut in my nose what have i done to deserve this
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ms hayley williams did it again and put out some bangers
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god she is always serving cunt.
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men will offer you a jacket and its a straight jacket 🙄
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my lil feet are cold and no blanket is warming them
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i wish jennifer coolidge was my mom
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ok so good news hitting my cart that hard means that i’m FLYING
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did that thing where i hit my cart too hard and nearly 🤮 everywhere so i’ll be laying in bed hating myself
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finally watching season 2 of white lotus
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i get what dads r talking abt when they say theyre “just resting their eyes” this shit is awesome
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i’m very hungover today this is the worst
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why is firework by katy perry suddenly stuck in my head
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