*has a piece of bread and calms down a little*
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*puts tape over webcam so the cia doesnt see me eating chips and crying*
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i didn’t have a summer romance this year i’m pissed
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How many horsepower is 1 horse?
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*attempts to log into bank account*
To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”
types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”
*i view my account balance of $4.47*
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whether or not I’m attractive now is another thing, but being socialized as ‘ugly’ and ‘undesirable’ in public school early on has really taken a toll on me
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My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.
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I’m extremely grateful that some things didn’t work out the way I once wanted them to
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please listen to ronald mcdonald saying that we are all kin
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me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends
me, after indulging in aforementioned content:
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wheel of fortune
puzzle: H E _ _ O
category: greeting
contestant: spins
wheel: $5000
contestant: L!
pat: no L
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// p l a n t s //
aesthetic with @amazingphil ‘s new AMAZING merch
more things and arts: twitter - instagram - redbubble
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happy 2nd birthday meowgustD
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