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Tears of the Kingdom: Wiggle to Detach (colorized)

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followup to my last post

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be mine.

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his hair, WACK! his gear, WACK! his jewelry, WACK! his foot stance, WACK!

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Playing BOTW: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting apples! I am finding treasure!

Playing TOTK: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting - oh my god the trees are alive and trying to kill me! Who thought it was a good idea to give the floormaster steroids?! THE BASEMENT IS FUCKING HAUNTED!!!!!!

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I've seen a few people talk about how funny it is that a lot of people in Hyrule dont recognize Link unless they've met him before or have heard a good description of him bc yeah I don't think I'd be connecting that the strange blonde boy eating leaves off the ground is the hero of Hyrule either

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Yona: So, about Link?

Sidon: Yes?

Yona: care to explain why the dashing, handsome, brave, selfless hero and light of your life is half naked and chewing on a rock?

Sidon, swooning: he’s so mysterious

Yona: he’s feral.

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listen it was too easy to make this comparison

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Personal headcanon of mine, Sidon wanted to accept the arranged marriage with Yona because he is a good Zora. He takes his role as Prince very seriously. But… he was worried how this would effect his relationship with Link. Something was finally budding between the two but then Link vanished… and then the upheaval happened. Sidon knew it was more important now than ever to unite the Zora people. He agreed to the marriage and him and Yona were engaged. He tried his best to be a doting fiancé, but Yona could tell his heart wasn’t in it. Yona herself had a lover hidden from the court, so she could see how this facade was hurting Sidon. When Link came back into Sidon’s life, Yona knew what she had to do.

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if you fuse courser bee honey to a shield when an enemy attacks you they'll hit the hive and then a bunch of bees will fly out and attack your enemy for you

i can have my own bee army.....

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Your honor, they're gorlbossing

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im the fucking tony hawk of hyrule YOU’RE LITERALLY IN A SEARCH PARTY LOOKING FOR ME

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This is supposed to be the outfit that "protects" Link from acquiring frostbite pfffttt

Between this top and the mandatory acrylics that come with the new arm, gotta say I'm loving how much Nintendo keeps leaning into GNC Link XD

Update: Just realized they gave him a set of blue acrylics for his left hand

Link really do be out here serving cunt 💅💅✨✨

Update II: Many thanks to the people who pointed out that this outfit gives you a special frost attack when in cold temperature areas, it doesn't actually protect you from the elements. I'll be honest, I am purposely avoiding any guides or walkthroughs for my TotK playthrough (since I'm trying to replicate my BotW experience). When I found the Frostbite Shirt, I was just happy that I finally had a piece of clothing that I thought could protect me from dying of hypothermia (was chugging spicy elixirs like you wouldn't believe) so I didn't notice the attack bonus until a bunch of you pointed it out lol

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My genuine reaction while playing tears of the kingdom

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happy release day 🎉🍃

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hey you can’t just go and say “the theme of totk is hands” and expect me to have a normal reaction

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Kaveh seriously needs a hug…

He’s free to stay at my teapot for a long as he wants