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*sitting alone on my bed* *thinks “hm. i can’t keep living like this.”* *keeps living like this*
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They dropped this on us as if we knew about the Diet Coke button
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You deserve the love you keep trying to give everyone else.
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self care tip: forgive yourself for the mistakes you've made. stop punishing yourself for not knowing then what you know now. you have grown, that's a good thing.
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why is the onion the most truthful news source
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I’m that person who sticks around longer than I should. But once I’m gone, I’m gone
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I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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Watching commercials for the first time in a while, and I am laughing at the little 'filmed before covid' disclaimers at the bottom for the ones showing parties and bars and social gatherings 🤣
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