my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say isย โi love youโ in response
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Adult friendships be like โI miss you bro, let's hang out in November"
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know thereโs no โrightโ way to go grocery shopping but i still fully feel and believe iโm always doing it wrong. somehow
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having a soft small pet is like, you are so vulnerable, you are biting me, I am responsible for your fragile life in almost every way, your knife hands are in my stomach, I love you more than anything, stop eating plastic you heathen, I cannot save you from the slow march of age or explain to you the divergence of our life spans which consumes me
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blink 182 and sum 41 should combine to become slunk 223
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oh don't mind me I'm just having lunch
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iโm strange but friendly so people tell me things
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don't you guys ever feel like you count your calories correctly but then your brain goes "that DEFINITELY had more calories than that" and just add more calories to everything just in case ๐
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i only understand like 9% of life
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excuse me but why am i not a cool rock in a mossy forest
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cant believe it's 31st january already. whats next, the rest of the year? i think the fuck not
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I really, really needed to reblog this
the cheese always falls off the top shelf if i open the door too fast
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I fill my ass with orange juice
lmao I just found this
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- you think you're faking your ed
- eat normally sometimes
- don't exercise
Reblog if you have an eating disorder but
- you're not underweight
- even a little chubby
- struggle to fast
- binge eat
-struggles to lose any weight
Maybe I'm just a fat ass... but I just want to feel like I'm not alone
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me posting nothing but incoherent nonsense and still having some sort of following
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