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Of course he gets a break, he's in the emperor's coven so he'll get one day a year.
damn. i dont even watch TOH but like can't that little blonde puritan clone boy catch a fucking break.
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I'm just gonna start posting and see what happens from here
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Why stop there? Go above and beyond! rideable spiders
some animals should be bigger
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Mmmm strawberry
*psst* hey. hey *psst*
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Meirl
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me🌍irl
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chelsea peretti’s opening monologue at the tenth annual tech crunchies
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A lady died and went to heaven, upon seeing God she says “there is one thing I always wanted to know. “
“Ok, ask away” God said.
“Do vaccines cause autism?” She asked.
“the truth is no, vaccines have nothing to do with autism” God admitted.
The women shakes her head and says “They got to you too, this thing really goes high up.”
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Where do all the gangstas get their pasta?
The spaghetto 
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Much bad luck
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