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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
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there's reports now that the shooter left a message in one of the bullet casings?????
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DRAGON AGE: THE VEILGUARD (2024) | manfred [1/∞]
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𝐌𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐃𝐔𝐑'𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝟑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 + the 'damsel in distress' squad
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how to get over somebody
You guys don't even word these as questions anymore. You treat me like bitch google.
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.
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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
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Me, in the summer heat, taking 2 points of fire damage every second: aeugh aeugh aeugh ough eough ough eaugh
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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy
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Shut the fuck up about this already.
Absolutely no one can use this claim anymore and expect to be taken seriously, not when hostage families are finding out that Hamas had literally offered to release all civilian hostages as early as October 9 but the government rejected that offer.
Not when Israeli ministers are saying that hostage deals throw war goals in the "trash" in order to save hostages.
Not when Netanyahu rejected one offer after another including in December of last year, while hostage families are in the same room begging him to take action.
Not when Netanyahu literally only yesterday said that his "war" will continue with or without a deal.
So shut the fuck up about the hostages. Israel does not give a flying fuck about the hostages so don't pretend this is about them. You have shown time and time again that you would rather let them starve to death and literally get killed than stop the slaughter of Palestinians in Gaza.
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Wait, you’re saying I can have one of these?
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