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i think fiction should be abolished. if yo uwrite about a character dying you should be put on trial in real life for murder

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*walking down main street sweeping my scythe back and forth in front of me* watch out bitch! watch out bitch! 

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Gift for @taldoren of their worgen Schaelarche.

We've known each other for like 10 years, you were the one to get me into WoW AND bg3 (2 biggest developments in my identity in my entire life). I'm very grateful to call you my friend.

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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants

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aquarium outfit inspo

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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

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route 104

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I hate it when I’m trying to look up a good golem recipe and the rabbi prefaces it with ten paragraphs about his life in 17th-century Prague. Like, I feel for you, Maharal, but there are anti-semites going unsuplexed while I’m searching for the ingredient list

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(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and I wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

My friend Zina @zinaanqar16 contacted me TODAY and told me that her daughter Ronza is suffering from malnutrition and anemia, which was confirmed after recent medical tests. She cries day and night because there is no milk or proper food available for her. She sent me pictures of her back and stomach, just some bones covering her soft skin. This innocent child should not have this happen to her. The same is true for her three siblings, who are also going hungry. Please donate to her vetted campaign (#213 on the vetted Gaza fundraisers list) so she can feed her children and keep them safe without risking her life. Food is outrageously expensive and the situation is URGENT!. Please donate and share widely!

If you would like to Donate Today, this beautiful Ronza deserves a better life as much as her eyes do.

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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life

thank you for voting

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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

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hysterectomy should be an informed consent procedure full stop. it should be illegal to deny someone a hysterectomy based on their age or based on them not having kids or based on their spouse/partner not signing off on it. anyone over 18 should be allowed to make that decision.

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literally nothing will ever be funnier than Markiplier's Sinister Potion every time i see it i burst out laughing

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Actually upon further inspection that shit really hurted my feelings