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when somebody acts in a way that repulses you but cant speak up about it

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Cosmo Sex Tip #648: Want to get your man’s attention in a unique way? Dilute his shares in the company you co-founded with him - it’s sure to ignite some sparks!

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just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

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*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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me on the ride home from school tbh 

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This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

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i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.

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COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

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do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

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Hannah Pixie for TUK footwear

by Hannah Ray - twitter | instagram | blog

please don’t remove source and credits

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This is possibly the best text I’ve received all day

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1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt 2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last 3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get 4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out. 5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about 6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window 7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories 8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible 9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless 10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog 11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts 12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse 13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door. 14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up. 15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters 16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself. 17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder. 18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.

-insical  (via impetrate)

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All i need is a watching partner. Someone i can watch movies and shows with anytime anywhere and i can hold them and make stupid comments and they wont hate me for it. I need a watching partner.

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Jack Barakat of All Time Low (mutilating my controller D:)

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