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im rotting its fine

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Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

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BREAKING RECORDS EVERY DAY!

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Sext: babe I just got abducted by aliens do you want me to tell them to stop by your place so they can get you too

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*me at 176 years old*

“ Y'all just wait on my glo”

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me @ me: why are u the way u are?

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This is Miranda Cosgrove before and after she got addicted to marijuana. Learn a lesson from this iCarly actress and stay away from heavy addictive drugs.

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Sketches in the Air: Delicate Figures Drawn in the Air with Welded Steel Rods by Gavin Worth

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The Pooch Selfie is a ball holder for your smart phone so that your dog stares at your phone while taking better selfies.

http://odditymall.com/pooch-selfie-phone-ball-holder

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this is the rare BURGER PEACHES

reblog in 10 seconds or you will NEVER have a GOOD BURGER EVER AGAIN

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ppl: ur so talented i wish i could draw

me: ive been practicing for ten years

ppl: no but like... ur talented

me: no ive been practicing for ten years

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five minutes ago: self-destructive spiral, contemplating suicide, ready and willing to die now: calm, relaxed, cant remember ever feeling any negative emotion ever

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