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someone being a jerk: i have depression okay????

me, who also has depression:

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y’all make sure you date someone that cares about your mental health pls

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Asked for a scoop of vanilla, cold stone delivers

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i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

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mosquitoes sucking my blood the second i step outside

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Guys my cat is so polite

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the director of god of war 2 and god of war 2018 really just has a tiny horse in his bed

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It’s going to be a bad night.

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Moseby has lost it…

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I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

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@didirwinyet when cj dipped his glasses in the hot tub

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

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When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

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this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control