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Mondays are rough

(via)

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Combos satisfy the primal urge of eating bone marrow

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actually the abyss hates being stared at, if she's staring back at you it's because you're making her uncomfortable and you need to STOP

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Fuzzy buns

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Doggy beach volleyball

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well congrats to @one-time-i-dreamt i guess

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“Hello, please have a sit I’ll be with you shortly.”

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Another unrealistic body standard

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what's the male equivalent of "femme fatale?" obviously there needs to be one.

and no it's not as simple as coming up with phrases like "gold-digging gigolo" or "licentious lothario." alliterative phrasing is good, but more importantly the wording needs to imply a sultry sinister sex symbol skimpily dressed in a silky lingerie set as slinky as their morals. but instead of a pretty lady, it's a muscular pool boy in a satin robe and hotpants.

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This time of year makes me feel cold.

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shaved heads are so sexy. i can invite you into my living space and you won't shed hair everywhere, baby that's hot

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I was voted “Least likely to Succeed” by my high school class.

I hate being a teacher.