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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

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Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

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Love that this means I'm blogging pro bono. Volunteer blogger. Proletariat blogger. A blogger of the people.

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*Dr Doofenshmirtz voice* you see, Perry the Platypus, when I was a child, my mother was pushed off a cliff by a pack of dalmatians

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Jeff bezos origin story film where his mother is chased off a cliff by a horde of angry Amazon workers

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How come we can't just have villains anymore

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girls love screaming “i want a bad boy😫” what about when he steals ur grandma’s flip flops then wat

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Hozier is the only person who should be allowed on twitter