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<An (Un)helpful guide to BTS members>
<Jeon Jungkook>
• A huge dork (he’s certified meme material)
• He’s an adorable baby (he’s literally the youngest in the group)
• His laugh could cure cancer
• Vocalist and dancer
• Has angelic vocals (listening to him is the perfect way to die)
• A literal bunny (his smile is so cute like a bunny and it makes his eyes crinkle and it’s so cute skdndkdnd)
• Every comeback he had many shades of brown, black or dark purple in his hair. This year he came for us with his bright red hair. We’re all shook and dead.
• He could bench press you with his pinky.
<Park Jimin>
• Has a voice everyone is jealous of. (Seriously he’s an amazing singer and it’s the chants of heaven)
• Vocalist and dancer
• Has a cute habit of laughing with his whole body (He falls off chairs and beds when he laughs, he needs to get wrapped in a blanket burrito)
• Dances like there’s no tomorrow. (He’s a talented dancer and I could watch him dance forever)
• Is the cutest baby when he gets embarrassed
• Flips his hair every two seconds (it’s so funny djdndkdnd)
• Goes from cute adorkable baby to supreme daddy in 0,05 seconds.
<Kim Taehyung>
• Deep-ass voice owner (you’ll literally swoon when you’ll hear him sing)
• Can make his voice ultra growly then hit high notes that makes you cry (listen to Stigma you’ll understand)
• Another cute baby
• Visual, vocalist and dancer
• Is super smart but acts like an idiot sometimes (he’s far from dumb fight me)
• Derp face. Meme material.
• Eats in pout and it’s the cutest shit ever.
• The prettiest boxy smile ever. (My heart sbsksbsks)
• Got into the dance line when Singularity was released
• Also known as V.
<Min Yoongi>
• Raps faster than light
• Amazing dancer (fight me)
• Amazing singer (fight me also stream Seesaw dkdndkdndk)
• AGUST D
• Looks like a human Jack Frost but in reality he’s just a ball of fluff
• Likes to hold hands and it’s adorable
• Also known as Suga.
• Rapper and producer
• Spreaks in pout and it’s making my heart melt
• You’re dead when he shows his gummy smile
<Jung Hoseok>
• Known as J-hope
• Also known as the ugly one in BTS but y’all got clowned when he decided to snap and become a daddy (joke’s on you Fake stans he’s beautiful so who’s the winner here?)
• Hope World is a bop
• Dance King 👑
• Shines brighter than the sun
• When he smiles it brings a smile to your face instantly
• Cute Ass Sound Effects
• Dancer, Rapper and producer
• Scaredy cat (but you didn’t hear that from me dkdndkdndk)
• Also known as Hobi.
<Kim Namjoon>
• He’s the leader of the group.
• Known as RM
• Has dimples that can melt your heart and soul
• Talented Rapper (just like Yoongi and Hoseok of course)
• Wrote a majority of their songs
• Smarter than everyone on this earth
• He’s adorable when he does something cute then becomes embarrassed and hides his face (my uwu jumped out)
• Trivia: LOVE (this song is a bop and y’all are sleeping on that?)
• Chose BTS over a solo career without any hesitation.
<Kim Seokjin>
• Dad jokes 24/7
• Windshield laugh that makes my heart full (I love it so much dkdndkdndk)
• Overflowing confidence
• Worldwide Handsome
• He’s an amazing singer (stream Epiphany AND Awake)
• His flying kisses are the best
• Great Dancer (he got better just like Namjoon fight me)
• He’s a cute baby too and he’s the oldest (how is that even possible???)
• Slut drop. (I. Have. No. Words. For. That.)
• Visual and Vocalist
(I probably forgot a lot of things because thinking about BTS makes my brain fry. But making this made me realize that I can’t be serious while doing something.)
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Namjoon: You have to make peace with your demons.
Me: *going into the cemetery at 2am*
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the way Jimin’s face lights up when fans call him handsome 🌌
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the way Namjoon covers his eyes when he can’t handle Seokjin 💫
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love myself love yourself turned 1 today!
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