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EPISODE 6

Jimin sighs and walks inside.

THREE DAYS LATER

Yoongi: I have your test papers. I guess you all did....fine. No one failed. That’s a good thing.

Kihyun: Does that mean I passed?

Yoongi: Yes it means you passed kihyun.

Yoongi starts giving away the papers.

Yoongi: Taehyung.

Taehyung gets up from his seat, and goes to yoongi’s desk.

Yoongi: Great work Taehyung.

Taehyung takes his paper and returns to his seat.

Yoongi: Chahein. Could have done better but that’s good too. Kihyun. Surpassed my expectations to be honest. Claire. Work harder. Minho. Great work you too. Park jimin.

Jimin gets up from his seat and goes to yoongi’s desk. He did really well in the test he remembers. He was really happy that day.

Yoongi: Expected much more.

Jimin looks at his paper and returns back to his seat.

Jimin: What the fuck?

Taehyung: Yeah. What the fuck? I got 98. That’s so not done. Why is he so rude?

Jimin: Taehyung. Oh My God.

Taehyung: You would have got 100 definitely. Show.

Taehyung looks at jimin’s paper.

Taehyung: 55. What he fuck did you do?

Jimin: My test went really well. He’s totally flunking me on purpose. And that’s so not done. These are the lowest that I’ve got. My score is gonna drop.

Taehyung: Relax. It’s fine. Talk to him about it after class.

Jimin: This is like, so shitty. He cannot do this. I did really well.

Taehyung: Yeah. I remember you were very happy that day. You wanted to go the club.

Jimin: Taehyung. He can’t do this to me. Was it because I flirted with him after the extra class that day.

Taehyung: Maybe. He could have got scared you know. He’s a teacher.

Jimin: I want him to get suspended, don’t you get it?

Taehyung: Jimin that’s wrong.

Yoongi: Okay. So. If anyone has a problem with their test papers, stay back after class.

AFTER CLASS

When everyone left, Taehyung and jimin stayed back.

Taehyung: Um. Professor min?

Yoongi turns around.

Taehyung: I’m getting 98.

Yoongi: Yeah. And I congratulated you for that.

Taehyung: That means I’m not getting 100. How can you Congratulate me for that.

Yoongi: 98 is just as fine Taehyung. This was just a class test. You’ll be fine in the midterms.

Taehyung: But th..

Jimin: Why don’t we talk about how I am getting a C-

Yoongi: Oh you’re getting a C+ actually.

Jimin: What the fuck yoongi? You can’t do this to me?

Yoongi: To you? Excuse me. You’re not any special to me. The sooner you get, the better it is for you.

Jimin: You’re a piece of shit.

Yoongi: Language jimin. Language. What did I say? Continue with the flirting and you’ll not graduate.

Jimin: Now you see what I do.

Yoongi: Sure. I will.

Jimin walks out of the classroom.

Yoongi: Anything else, Taehyung?

Taehyung: Um. No I guess I’m done.

DURING BREAK

Jungkook: But weren’t you like, so happy after giving that test. You were like, ‘I kicked Yoongi’s ass.’

Jimin: He’s doing it deliberately.

Jungkook: That’s shitty.

Jimin: Taehyung. You’re going shopping with me today.

Taehyung: What? No. I have to study.

Jimin: Taehyung shut up. We have no mid terms right now. Stop.

Taehyung: But I n...

Jungkook: Why do you have to go shopping suddenly?

Jimin: Cause I’m gonna make Yoongi desperate.

Taehyung: I’m out already.

Jungkook: I’m definitely in. This is so interesting.

Taehyung: You both need to stop.

Jimin: I’m gonna look so hot tomorrow that he’ll be begging on his knees b

Jungkook: Wow. That’s so clever. Oh my god.

Jimin: I’m gonna make him hard in class itself.

Taehyung: Jimin. No. You’re not doing that.

Jimin: Just wait and watch Taehyung. Also, I need your shaving cream.

Taehyung: You both have lost it completely.

Jungkook: But don’t you have a boyfriend now?

Jimin: Mark? No. We’re just casually sucking each other’s dick. It’s nothing.

Taehyung: ‘Casually sucking each other’s dick’

Jungkook laughs.

Jungkook: Just be sure that you don’t get in trouble.

Jimin: Not like I haven’t done that before, right?

Jungkook laughs.

Jungkook: Can I stay over today. I have homework and there’s some construction near my apartment and it’s so annoying.

Taehyung: Sure.

Jimin: Lend me your abs too.

Taehyung: No. I’d be left with nothing then.

Jungkook chuckles.

Jungkook: Whatever. Hey, did you hear about the English professor. Professor kim.

Jimin: No. What about him?

Taehyung: Yeah. I heard some rumours about him being involved with the physics lab assistant.

Jimin: Wait. Really?

Jungkook: Yeah and they seem too. They’re like, with each other, all the time.

Taehyung: Teachers are so sex deprived these days.

They laugh.

Jimin: Oh. I forgot to tell you guys, yoongi has a boyfriend.

Jungkook: How do you know that?

Jimin: Heard him talking on the phone.

Taehyung: To his boyfriend?

Jimin: Yeah. He was like ‘I am sorry baby. I got late’

Jungkook: I’m pretty sure it’s new cause you guys stopped like, two months ago.

Taehyung: Wow. It’s just been two months since I last heard you moan his name.

Jimin: Oh I can do that again. I’d totally want to bang that again. Too bad he’s my teavher now.

Taehyung: Yeah like you don’t flirt with him already.

THAT NIGHT

Yoongi was in the kitchen cooking.

Hoseok: Hello yoongles.

Yoongi turns around.

Yoongi: What now hoseok?

Hoseok: I am just watching you cook. I’m bored.

Yoongi: Well, could you at least help.

Hoseok: Remember the last time when I broke the chopping board while cutting onions.

Yoongi: Forget I asked.

Hoseok sits on the kitchen counter when his phone buzzes.

Jimin: Hyung. Do you know what yoongi likes?

Hoseok: Likes? Like, what?

Jimin: Like, on boys or whatever. What does he find hot?

Hoseok looks at yoongi.

Hoseok: Listen. I am on dating app thingy and I am trying to find someone for you. So tell me what you like?

Yoongi: No Thanks. Hoseok. I have a boyfriend in case you forgot.

Hoseok: Who’s dumb. Tell me.

Yoongi: I mean, I don’t know. I like when guys do sexy talk. Cause that’s very very hot and makes me want to fuck them right here. What website are you using.

Hoseok: Oh it’s this app where you type the things you like in this box and a list of people according to your choice appear automatically.

Hoseok: He likes sexy talk. Makes him want to fuck them.

Jimin: And?

Hoseok: What else, Yoongi-ah?

Yoongi: I like guys wearing shorts. Cause legs are hot.

Hoseok: Legs. He likes legs.

Jimin: Um. Okay. Legs. What else?

Hoseok: What else do you like?

Yoongi: I like....collarbones?

Hoseok: Collarbones.

Jimin: Check. Check.

Hoseok: Anything else.

Yoongi: Well, really awesome mind blowing sex of course.

Hoseok: ‘really awesome mind blowing sex’

Jimin: Do I have to say that? Check*1000. Thanks hyung.

Yoongi: Found something on that shitty app?

Hoseok: Yes. Oh wow. Look what it says right here. You’ll find no one better than Park Jimin.

Hoseok starts laughing.

Yoongi: Fuck off seriously.

TO BE CONTINUED

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bangtanboysaus · 5 years

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EPISODE 5

Minho: Is that seat taken?

Taehyung: Actually....that’s a great question..um no it’s....it’s not.

Minho sits down.

Yoongi enters the class.

Yoongi: I guess you all got the mail about extra classes. The ones who got it, extra class happens every Wednesday and Thursday here, starts at 4. I don’t want you all missing it.

Jimin raises his hand.

Taehyung murmuring: Fuck yeah. That was about to happen.

Yoongi: Yes Mr. Park. I assumes you wanna know the reason why you’ve been signed up for extra class. Yoongi goes to jimin’s place.

Yoongi: If you’re gonna continue with the discourteous and uncooth behaviour in class, then this is what happens.

Jimin: Whatever.

Taehyung raises his hand.

Taehyung: Can we sigh up on our own?

Yoongi: Geez Taehyung. You don’t need extra class.

Boy 1: Yeah Taehyung. Keep it in your pants. Leave the guy alone you have a boyfriend.

Taehyung: Hey!

Minho whispering: So. This jungkook guy. Are you guys still a thing?

Taehyung whispering: Um. Yeah.

Minho: How long?

Taehyung: Um...t-two years now.

Minho whispering: Wow that’s long

THAT AFTERNOON

Yoongi: And so the gas will always rem..

The door opens.

Jimin: Um. Oh. Class started.

Yoongi: Someone remind me what I said in class today.

Kihyun: ‘Don’t be late’.

Yoongi: Right. Thanks kihyun.

Yoongi walks towards jimin.

Yoongi: What do you think? This is some kind of party and you’ll walk in at whatever time you want? Huh? Well, it’s not. So. Get out.

Jimin: Excuse me? What?

Yoongi: I said. Get out.

Jimin chuckles.

Jimin: You can’t seriously be doing this.

Yoongi: Well, I am. So. Leave.

Jimin: Fine. I will get out.

Yoongi: You’re not allowed to go home yet. You’ve gotta stand there.

Jimin: Whatever.

Jimin leaves the class.

1 HOUR LATER

When the class gets over, everyone leaves. Yoongi steps out of the classroom and calls jimin inside.

Jimin: Here we go again.

Yoongi shuts the door.

Yoongi: What is your problem?

Jimin: I got late cause I had a date, okay? Not because I was trying to annoy you or something.

Yoongi: I don’t care if you have a date or orgy.

Jimin chuckles.

Jimin: Excuse me?

Yoongi: You have to be in my class on time. And I don’t care that I’ve seen your dick or you’re gonna report me, okay? Stop being an asshole and fucking learn how to be punctual.

Jimin: So. The reason you signed me up for this extra class is because of my ‘discourteous’ and ‘uncooth’ behaviour or you wanna see me.

Yoongi: Excuse me? What the fuck did you say?

Jimin: Cause I wanna see you. That’s why I showed up. You think I would have come to attend this shitass class if you weren’t here.

Yoongi: Jimin. Stop.

Jimin: I want you hyung, don’t you see?

Yoongi: Jimin. Shut the fuck up.

Jimin moves closer to Yoongi.

When suddenly Yoongi’s phone starts ringing.

Yoongi moves away and picks up his phone.

Yoongi on the phone: Yeah? Yes I’m just leaving. Yeah I know I had to pick you up. I’m sorry baby. *pause* yeah. Shit happens. *pause*. I will just be there. Yeah. Just a minute.

Yoongi hangs up.

Jimin: Boyfriend problems I see.

Jimin picks up his bag.

Jimin: I’ll see you during class, hyung.

Jimin winks at Yoongi and leaves.

THAT NIGHT

The door bangs open and yoongi enters inside.

Hoseok. Hey. H..

Yoongi: Okay. I think jimin was flirting with me today and I got so weirded out by that like, why did I even choose to have sex with him like, I’m so so done with my life and my decisions, I just want him to leave me the fuck alone cause he’s such an annoying hot asshole like, seriously what the...

Hoseok: GOD. STOP.

Yoongi sits next to hoseok on the sofa.

Hoseok: You’ve gotta stop.

Yoongi: Shut up. You tell jimin to stop. He was literally like, ‘I want you hyung, don’t you see’

Hoseok: He did? He was literally bitching about you on my text messages yesterday.

Yoongi: He was bitching about me.

Hoseok: Yeah he does that all the time.

Yoongi: Give me your phone.

Hoseok: What? No.

Yoongi: Yes give it to me.

Hoseok: NO. YOONGI.

Yoongi snatches hoseok’s phone from his hands.

Yoongi: How often do you talk to him?

Hoseok: Hehe. Everyday. And you’re not telling this to jimin. That you read our texts.

Yoongi opens hoseok’s messages.

Yoongi: ‘If you think about it, he isn’t that bad. He’s a great person’

Yoongi looks at hoseok.

Yoongi: You think I am ‘not that bad’

Hoseok: You could be more fun.

Yoongi: ‘Oh. I think his dick is great too. Real good’ Okay. Why do I not know that he talks about my dick?

Hoseok: Cause he told me to shut up about it.

Yoongi: ‘Just one last question hyung. You’ve been living with ILYFMAfor like, two years, how have you not fucked him yet?’ Seriously. Is that what you guys talk about?

Hoseok: Um no.

Yoongi: What’s ILYFMA?

Hoseok: No.

Yoongi: Hoseok.

Hoseok: No.

Yoongi: Tell me.

Hoseok: No.

Yoongi: You don’t wanna sleep on the sofa.

Hoseok: Okay fine. It means, ‘I’d let you fuck me asshole’

Yoongi: OKAY IS THAT WHAT YOU GUYS CALL ME?

Hoseok: He does. He added asshole cause you’re an asshole to him now. Earlier it eas just ILYFM.

Yoongi: ‘Send me his nudes if you have some. I’ll use that against him.’

Hoseok: I didn’t really send him anything.

Yoongi: I don’t believe you.

Hoseok: Hey!

Yoongi: ‘I want you to add lots of cheese in Yoongi’s food so he gains a lot of wait and his shoulders stop looking so good. Also. I hate him.’

Hoseok: Yeah.

Yoongi: Wow. I am so done with the both of you.

Yoongi hands hoseok his phone back.

MEANWHILE

Taehyung: Jimin. You’ve gotta stop with the sexting.

Jimin looks up.

Jimin: Leave Taehyung. Seriously. If you’re uncomfortable.

Taehyung: You’re sitting right in front of me while sexting Mark. Stop.

Jimin: Yeah. So.

Taehyung: So It’s gross. Just explain me this question then do whateveryou want to.

Jimin: Yeah just a sec.

Jimin types something on his phone and he smiles.

Jimin: You wanna see his dick.

Taehyung: What? No. Jimin. Stop.

Jimin: Your choice.

Taehyung: But is it long?

Jimin looks up at taehyung and smirks.

Jimin: Here?

Jimin shows Taehyung the picture.

Taehyung: That’s an 8 out of 10. Definitely.

Jimin: I know. Photography skills are good though.

Taehyung: Yeah. So. Now. Explain me the question?

Jimin’s phone beeps.

Jimin: Shit’s about to get serious Taehyung. You might wanna leave.

Taehyung: Ugh. I hate you.

Jimin: Also. Put on earphones.

Taehyung: Whatever. Not like, I’ve never heard you before.

Jimin: Yeah whatever.

Taehyung walks outside and jimin closes the door.

NEXT DAY

Yoongi: So you all will probably have twenty m..

The door opens and there stood jimin.

Jimin whispering: Shit.

Yoongi: What time it it?

Jimin: 9.

Yoongi: What time does class start?

Jimin: 8:45.

Yoongi: Just tell me if you aren’t interested in this so I can stop caring about you.

Jimin: I’m sorry?

Yoongi: Whatever. Get in. Take a seat Mr.Park.

Jimin sighs and walks inside.

TO BE CONTINUED

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EPISODE 4

The bell rings.

Everyone left.

Jimin and taehyung stayed back.

Taehyung: I’m sorry if I annoyed you.

Yoongi: Hm? What? No. Someone else annoyed me.

Jimin rolls his eyes.

Jimin: Can we just quickly tell me to keep my mouth shut during class and we can get over with this?

Yoongi: No. No jimin. We’re not getting over with this.

Yoongi moved towards jimin.

Yoongi: You think you’re very smart, don’t you?

Jimin: I indeed am.

Yoongi: You’re gonna get me suspended by flirting with me during class, you think?

Jimin: Well, I could I do that, right?

Taehyung: *clears throat* um. Could you bo..

Yoongi holds his finger in front of taehyung’s face.

Yoongi: So let me tell you this. If I get suspended, you get too.

Jimin: Yeah? And who has proof for that?

Yoongi: Oh. How about our chats?

Jimin: Hm? What?

Yoongi: Oh look. Who’s a scared little bitch now?

Jimin: What the fuck do you mean?

Taehyung: Do you both realise I’m right here?

Yoongi picks up his phone from the table. He opens his text messages and starts reading.

Yoongi: ‘Hyung I want you to do me over your desk.’

Jimin: Why do you have that?

Yoongi: ‘And I wanna blow you with your hands press to the wall so you cannot cover your mouth and I can hear you well.’

Jimin: Stop reading those.

Yoongi: ‘I want you to fuck me till I start crying hyung’

Jimin: That’s enough. Stop.

Yoongi: ‘Could you come over hyung. My dick really really needs you’

Jimin: Shut the fuck up.

Yoongi: What? Is this annoying you?

Jimin: It surely does.

Yoongi: Oh I have pictures too. If you’re interested.

Jimin: You deleted those.

Yoongi: Taehyung.

Taehyung looks up.

Taehyung: You both better not involve me.

Yoongi: Don’t you think it’s funny that people lie? Like, all the time.

Jimin: Don’t you fucking dare to show this to anyone.

Yoongi: Oh. Are you scared?

Jimin takes a deep breath.

Yoongi: Continue with that flirting and you won’t graduate.

Jimin: Fuck you.

Yoongi: You’ve done that already. Now leave.

Jimin picks up his bag and leaves.

Yoongi: Yes now. Show me your question?

Taehyung: Why are you doing this?

Yoongi: I’ll stop when he does.

THAT NIGHT

Taehyung: *giggling* Stop.

Jungkook: You’re, like, always studying.

Taehyung: I’m not.

Jungkook kisses Taehyung’s neck again.

Taehyung: *gigglingi. Oh god. You.

Jimin from outside: TAEHYUNG. OH MY GOD.

Taehyung sighs.

Jimin: TAEHYUNG COME HERE. WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS?

Taehyung: Ugh.

Jungkook pulls away. Taehyung pulls up his shirt.

They both go out of taehyung’s room. Jimin was sitting at the dining table.

Taehyung: What now?

Jimin looks up.

Jimin: Oh. Jungkook’s here too.

Jungkook: Yes.

Jimin: Oh. I see, I disturbed something?

Jungkook sighs.

Jimin: Cause it looks like I did? I’m sorry. You guys just continue and come out when you’re done.

Taehyung: Shut up jimin. It’s fine.

Taehyung and jungkook sit down.

Jimin: Yoongi signed me up for extra classes.

Taehyung chuckles.

Jimin: Seriously Taehyung?

Taehyung: You did annoy him jimin. Of course he would.

Jungkook: What happened now?

Taehyung: Jimin flirted with Yoongi during class so that Yoongi would get suspended but...

Taehyung giggles.

Taehyung: It kinda backfired.

Jimin: Whatever Taehyung.

Jungkook: Backfired?

Taehyung: Yeah. So. Yoongi asked jimin to stay back after class and when everyone left, jimin was like really annoyed so, he told yoongi to scold him quickly and then yoongi started reading their old texts.

Jungkook: What?

Taehyung: Like, their texts when they were sexting. And he was like, I have pictures. Blah blah.

Jungkook: Wow He’s totally blackmailing you.

Jimin: I know. I could report him for it, but he just...

Jungkook: Has your dick pictures.

Jimin: Shut up jungkook.

Jungkook: Wow. He is so intelligent.

Jimin: Shut up.

Taehyung: Also. I think I should be calling him Professor min now. Not yoongi.

Jimin: Whatever.

Jimin’s phone beeps.

Hoseok: Um. What happened to Yoongi?

Jimin: Um. What?

Hoseok: He’s saying he wants to kill you and lock you in a dark dark room so you never come back.

Jimin: Tell him I think the same.

Hoseok: What even happened?

Jimin: Just a small fight.

Hoseok: You guys stop already.

NEXT DAY

Jimin: And I am gonna disrespect him in front of the whole class. You just wait and watch.

Taehyung: Please jimin. Stop.

Jimin: No.

Taehyung: Jimin he has your texts and your pictures which is all the proof he university needs to suspend you.

Jimin: Ugh. Why is he so shitty?

Minho: Um. Taehyung.

Taehyung turns around.

Minho: Is that seat taken?

TO BE CONTINUED

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EPISODE 3

Fucking wait and watch, they both think.

PAST

Jimin: No. I...uh..actually...was here to get that...

Yoongi: Uh huh? Get what?

Jimin: You’re very intimidating.

Yoongi laughs.

Yoongi: Glad to know that.

Jimin: I was here to get the notes. Professor kang sent me.

Yoongi: Right.

Yoongi picks up the notes from his drawer and walks towards jimin.

Yoongi: Here.

Yoongi moves closer to jimin. Just a centimetre distance between them.

Yoongi: Your notes.

Jimin: Thanks.

Jimin takes the notes from yoongi’s hands, while his other hands slides his number inside Yoongi’s pocket.

Jimin: I’ll get going now.

Yoongi: Sure.

Jimin winks at Yoongi and leaves.

Namjoon: Seriously?

Yoongi turns around.

Yoongi: Oh hey.

Namjoon: A student now.

Yoongi: Look at that ass first, then tell me.

Namjoon shakes his head.

Namjoon: No thanks. I have a boyfriend.

Yoongi: Who is a teacher here also. And That’s illegal.

Namjoon: As if flirting with students isn’t it.

Yoongi: Come on. I’m not his teacher.

Namjoon: Whatever. You and your stupid logic.

Yoongi laughs.

PRESENT

Jungkook: What’s wrong with jimin.

Taehyung: Hm? What’s wrong with him?

Jungkook: He seems really happy.

Taehyung: Yeah that’s cause Yoongi was called in the Head Master’s office today.

Jungkook: What is there to he happy about.

Taehyung: I don’t know. Everyone has been sending Yoongi mysterious texts or something.

Jungkook: Sending what?

Taehyung: Like, Nudes. Trying to flirt.

Jungkook: Oh.

Taehyung: Yeah. So. He might get into trouble.

Jungkook: But does he know that if Yoongi gets in trouble, he might get thrown out too.

Taehyung: Exactly. He doesn’t.

Jimin: Hi guys.

Jimin sits down in front of taehyung and jungkook

Jungkook: Hey What’s up?

Jimin: Nothing. Just today feels like a like a nice day, so.

Jungkook: Taehyung, I need help with this project, will you be my partner?

Taehyung: Sure what is it?

Jungkook: Visit 10 places or something. Kinda shitty. But we always have fun together.

Taehyung: Yeah.

Jungkook: What’s your next class jiminie?

Taehyung: We have chemistry.

Jimin: I doubt that it’s gonna happen.

Taehyung: Jimin.

Taehyung leans in.

Taehyung whispering: If Yoongi gets in trouble for something, you’re gonna go down too. So just be careful, okay?

Jimin: Relax. He has no proof.

Jungkook: Saliva. And sperms.

Taehyung: Aish jungkook. Stop. We’re eating. Seriously.

Jimin and Jungkook laugh.

NEXT PERIOD

Jimin was happily sitting in the front seat, talking to Taehyung. Yoongi hadn’t entered the class yet which was a good thing.

Taehyung: So are you actually going on a date with Mark.

Jimin: Yeah I guess.

Taehyung: Well. It’s after two mo..

When suddenly the door opens and yoongi ehters the class. Everyone gets back to their seats.

Boy 1: Thought he got suspended for fucking a student.

Girl 1: I’d be glad if it were me.

Girl 2: You’re just creepy. Shut up.

Boy 2: Who’s gonna have fun if he gets suspended, right?

Jimin smirks.

Jimin: Why, you wanna spread your legs for him now? Cause he would totally agree.

Taehyung rubs his forehead.

The class giggles.

Yoongi: Park jimin.

Jimin looks up.

Yoongi: See me after class.

Jimin smirks.

Jimin: Sure.

Yoongi: And since you all are so interested to know the reason I was called in the office is because some of you are failing this class. And if you wanna graduate, you need some extra classes.

Yoongi picks up the marker.

Yoongi: So. I have signed some of you up for extra classes. You’ll get an e-mail.

Boy1: Be ready kihyun. Your name is definitely there.

Kihyun: Fuck off you.

Yoongi: So. Open your books.

Jimin raises his hand.

Jimin: I have a question.

Taehyung looks at jimin.

Taehyung mumbling: Shut up already.

Yoongi looks at jimin.

Yoongi: Yes?

Jimin: I would like to know if we’ll be having teacher visits.

The class giggles.

Yoongi moves towards jimin’s seat.

Yoongi: Why? Are you in kindergarten?

Jimin: No. Just thought. Cause. I need teacher visits.

The class hoots.

Boy 1: Woah jimin.

Girl 2: Wow. Why is this so interesting?

Yoongi: And why do you need that?

Jimin: Cause....*clears throat* I guess I’m very very single.

Everyone starts clapping and hooting again.

Yoongi: See me after class Mr. Park.

Jimin sits back in his seat.

Jimin: Y’all. ‘Mr.Park’

Everyone giggles. Yoongi starts teaching.

FEW MINUTES LATER

Taehyung: I didn’t get that part Professor.

Everyone groans.

Taehyung: Hey stop all of you. I have to study.

Yoongi: Fine. Taehyung. I’ll explain it to you again. Stay back for ten minutes after class.

Jimin: Yeah. Geez Taehyung. Stop troubling teachers.

Everyone giggles again.

Taehyung lipsing: Jimin. Please stop.

Jimin looks at the board.

The bell rings.

TO BE CONTINUED

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EPISODE 2

Jimin: Yeah bye.

MEANWHILE

Yoongi: Namjoon you’re stupid.

Namjoon: Whatever Yoongi. It’s a great idea.

Yoongi: Its not.

Yoongi laughs.

When suddenly his phone starts ringing.

Yoongi takes it out of his pocket and looks at the screen.

Yoongi: Hoseok again.

Namjoon: He’s such a nice roommate.

Yoongi picks up the phone.

Yoongi on the: H-

Hoseok on the phone: I HAVE NEWS.

Yoongi on the phone: You’re pregnant.

Hoseok on the phone: What? No. St...Whatever. So. I heard jimjim is your student now.

Yoongi on the phone: Wh...who told you?

Hoseok on the phone: Jimin himself.

Yoongi sighs.

THAT NIGHT

Jimin was lying on his bed. It was late amd he should sleep now. But he can’t. He’s thinking about the time he first met Yoongi. He regrets it. Regrets flirting wih him so much. Although the sex was great, but the way it ended and now that Yoongi was his teacher, it was just too much.

IN THE PAST

Jimin: No. You should be the one who needs to talk.

They were entering the chemistry lab with all the other students.

Taehyung: But It’s not even right. He is angry at me for such a stupid thing. Thi...

They stand at their places. Two students in front of each counter.

Professor Kang: Good Morning Students. Today, I would like to introduce you all to our new lab assistant...

Professor Kang looks around.

Yoongi: Yup. Yup. Sorry. I’m here. I’m here.

A guy enters the lab, glasses on, clipboards and files in his hand, a black bag over his shoulder.

Professor Kang: Seriously min?

Yoongi: I’m Sorry. Alarm went off.

Professor Kang: Okay so. Students. This is Min Yoongi, our new lab assistant.

Yoongi waves his hand and shows his gummy smile.

Jimin leans in closer to Taehyung: I wanna bang that already.

Taehyung giggles.

Professor Kang: Could you help me now that you’re here? I have a headache.

Yoongi: Oh yeah. You can sit in your office. I’ll handle it here.

Professor Kang: Great. Thanks.

Professor Kang leaves.

Yoongi: He’s bossy, isn’t he?

The class laughs.

Yoongi: Okay. Whatever. Now, let’s start the experiments.

FEW MINUTES LATER

Everyone was on their counters working while Yoongi stood in the front.

Yoongi: Please raise your hand if you have any problems.

Jimin raises his hand.

Yoongi looks up.

There stood a boy, in the second row, blonde dyed hair, fucking kissable lips, a white shirt.

Yoongi: Coming.

Yoongi walks to jimin’s seat.

Jimin: Could you help me with this....uh..um... gas.

Yoongi takes the beaker from jimin’s hands.

Their hands slightly brushed.

Yoongi clears his throat.

Jimin whispering: Your make up is great.

Yoongi tried to hide his smirk.

Taehyung who stood next to jimin was trying to hold in his laughter.

Jimin picks up a test tube and starts playing with it. He starts running his fingers across it. Yoongi tries to concentrate on the experiment.

Jimin whispering: So how old are you again?

Yoongi: T-twenty four.

Jimin: Hm. Okay.

Jimin keeps the test tube back.

PRESENT

Jimin hates himself.

NEXT DAY

Yoongi: No. I get it. But I’m sorry. That can’t happen.

Taehyung: Why is that?

Yoongi: Because I’ve been given instructions to do so.

They were in the lab. All the students were in their counters while Taehyung stood at at Yoongi’s table, complaining about how he wanted to change his partner.

Taehyung whispering: Stop being mean to me cause you hate jimin.

Yoongi chuckles.

Yoongi: Please. I have better things to do in life Taehyung.

Taehyung rolls his eyes and walks back to his seat.

When suddenly the door opens.

Jimin: I’m sorry I’m late. I got st...

Jimin enters the class.

Yoongi looks up.

Yoongi: I didn’t ask you to enter the class, did I?

Jimin rolls his eyes and walks back to the door.

Jimin: Sorry I’m late Professor.

Yoongi: Look everyone. Who we have here. Park jimin walking into the class like it’s his wedding.

The class laughs.

Jimin under his breath: Whatever asshole.

Yoongi: And why exactly are you late?

Jimin: I didn’t know we were having a lab visit today.

Yoongi: Well if you use your phone for a better reason then you could have checked your mail. But it’s fine. We aren’t rude here. Enter the class and pick uo your file from here.

Jimin walks into the class and goes to yoongi’s table. He snatches his file from Yoongi and starts walking to his seat.

Yoongi: Manners.

Jimin groans.

Yoongi: So. You all will start by adding the Ammonia to the mixture.

LATER

Yoongi was going to everyone’s seat and checking their set ups.

When he reaches jimin and kihyun’s counter.

Yoongi: Kihyun. Now where the f...I mean...where is your coat.

Kihyun: Didn’t think it was necessary.

Yoongi: Seriously. Go get your coat.

Kihyun: Fine.

Kihyun leaves. Yoongi stands next to jimin.

Yoongi: So. What are you doing here?

Jimin was mixing some chemicals.

Yoongi: No wait.

Yoongi leans in to pick up the holder.

He smells good, jimin thinks.

Yoongi: You might wanna stay away.

Jimin looks up.

Jimin: Hm? What?

Yoongi: Might wanna stay away from the stand. Why? What did you think?

Jimin: Hm? No. Nothing.

Yoongi starts mixing the chemicals.

Jimin: Come on. You really didn’t pair Taehyung with minho.

Yoongi: Yes I did. You have any problem with that.

Jimin sighs.

Jimin: I don’t even know why I am talking to you.

Yoongi: Cause I am your teacher. Maintaining a teacher-student relationship.

Jimin: Oh I thought we were in a i-suck-your-dick-you-fuck-me relationship.

Yoongi looks up.

Yoongi: Don’t make this hell for yourself jimin. I am warning you.

Yoongi hands jimin the test tube and moves further.

Jimin: Whatever.

Yoongi: So. This is a reminder that you all will be having class tests the next week and, it’s my dear request to you all to study.

LATER

Jungkook: Jimin.

Jimin: Hm?

Jungkook: Could I say one thing?

Jimin: Yes. What?

Jungkook: You kinda don’t dress up anymore.

Jimin: What?

Jungkook: I mean, you used to spend hours in choosing your outfit. And now you’re just like ‘wear anything’

Jimin: I’m just tired I guess.

Taehyung: Shut up kookie. Let jimin breathe.

Jimin: Taehyung.

Taehyung: Yeah?

Jimin raises his eyebrows.

Taehyung: Hm?

Jimin lipsing: Does he know?

Taehyung lipsing: Fuck no.

Jungkook: What are you guys doing?

Taehyung: No..nothing.

Jimin: Yoongi paired taehyung with minho and He’s trying to get into taehyung’s pants.

Jungkook: The ex-boyfriend?

Taehyung: Jimin.

Jimin: He needs to know. Because I need him to beat Yoongi’s ass.

Jungkook: Yup. Yoongi’s getting murdered tonight.

Taehyung: God. Calm down. Nothing is happening.

Jungkook: You tell minho that if he tries to do anything, he’s gonna see hell. Taehyung does he trouble you?

Taehyung: He doesn’t. Stop both of you.

Jimin: But Seriously when are you killing Yoongi.

Taehyung: Speak of the devil.

They turn around and see Yoongi walking towards them.

Jimin: Oh god save me.

Yoongi reaches them.

Yoongi: Park jimin.

Jimin takes a deep breath and turns around.

Jimin: Um. Yes?

Yoongi: We need to talk.

Jimin: Okay?

Yoongi looks around.

There were other students in the hallway.

Yoongi: About your...uh...your...chemistry...class something.

Jimin: Okay. What is it?

Yoongi: *clears throat* Alone.

Jimin: Guys I will talk later.

Jimin follows yoongi to the chemistry classroom. They reach inside, and yoongi shuts the door.

Jimin: I would like the door to remain open.

Yoongi: This isn’t fucking funny. They are checking all the teacher’s personal history.

Jimin: Okay. Cool.

Yoongi: So my question to you is that, which one of your shitty friends opened his big mouth. Or was it you.

Jimin: Look who’s a scared little bitch now.

Yoongi moves towards jimin.

Yoongi: I could report you, you know. For flirting with a teacher.

Jimin: Oh. I could too. Report you for trying to get blows from your students.

Jimi laughs and turns around. He walks out of the classroom.

Fucking wait and watch, they both think.

TO BE CONTINUED

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EPISODE 1

Taehyung: GOD. You are too much. Stop, jiminie.

Jimin: You’re so shy.

Taehyung: I’m not.

They were sitting in the classroom. It was the first day of the last year of college. Another great year ahead. It was first period. Chemistry. The class was all full. Not one empty seat left. Taehyung and jimin were in the front row.

Jimin: So who do you think will be the new chemistry teacher.

Taehyung: Isn’t it Professor Kang again.

Jimin: I heard he left.

Taehyung: Maybe they hired someone new.

Jimin: Yeah. Maybe.

Taehyung: I hope they are nice.

Jimin: I’m pretty sure they are. Anyway, how’s jungkook sister.

Taehyung: Okay, I guess. He didn’t talk to her much but she said she was fi..O-Oh my god jimin.

Jimin: Hm? What?

Taehyung was looking outside the door.

Taehyung: O-Oh my god.

When suddenly-

“You’re not in this class to finish your morning routine and hit on girls Mr. Han.”

In the classroom, enters a person, holding a black bag. He keeps his bag and coffee cup om the table amd turns around the face the class.

Jimin turns around.

Yoongi: Hope you get that, Mr. Han.

The guy speaks from the backseat.

Kihyun: Yes Professor.

Yoongi: So. Hey. I’m Min Yoongi. Your chemistry teacher and Lab incharge this year. And...

Yoongi’s eyes fall on jimin. He looks back at the class.

Yoongi: And I hope we have a great year ahead.

Girl 1: OH WE WILL IF YOU KEEP WEARING THOSE JEANS PROFESSOR.

Boy 1: YEAH. SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THAT ASS. WHO WOULDN’T TAP THAT.

Boy 2: I TOTALLY WOULD.

Girl 2: BUT WASN’T HE THE LAB ASSISTANT LAST YEAR.

Yoongi clears his throat.

Yoongi: Yes I was the lab assistant last Year and I guess I got promoted. You have any problem with that Ms. Whatever your name is.

Girl: Call me honey please.

The class giggles.

Yoongi Smirks.

Yoongi: So. I know you already know this but It’s my duty to do so. So. You all will be having 2 lab visits every week. Also, I will be assigning everyone their partners. Also, students are required to...

Yoongi walks towards jimin’s seat.

Yoongi: Students are requested to pay attention when I’m talking.

Jimin looks up.

Yoongi: Cause if they don’t...

Yoongi leans in.

Yoongi: I get angry.

Jimin keeps his phone away.

Yoongi: Got that Mr. Park?

Mr. Park. Stop being so formal. Like you haven’t seen my dick before, jimin thinks to himself.

Jimin: Um. Yeah. Sure.

Yoongi: Good.

Yoongi picks up the marker.

LATER

The students start leaving when the bell rings.

Yoongi: So. I will see you all tomorrow.

Yoongi turns around and picks up his coffee cup. He picks up his phone.

Meanwhile

Taehyung whispering: Jimin.

The class was empty now. Just taehyung and jimin. While Yoongi’s back was against them.

Jimin whispering: Wait for me outside please?

Taehyung whispering: Sure. Be quick.

Taehyung leaves.

Jimin coughs.

Yoongi turns around.

Yoongi: I suppose you need something.

Jimin: Yes. What the fuck are you doing here?

Yoongi: Language.

Jimin: Cut the shit Yoongi.

Yoongi: Oh so you’re gonna call me Yoongi now.

Jimin: Shut up.

Yoongi: Well, I teach here. What the fuck are you doing here?

Jimin: I study here.

Yoongi: Yeah? Good to know.

Jimin rolls his eyes.

He starts walking towards the door.

Yoongi: And Listen.

Jimin turns around.

Yoongi: Call me Professor. Cause I got that kink.

Jimin groans and leaves.

Meanwhile

Taehyung: I know. I was like, is this really happening?

Jimin: Hey guys.

Taehyung and jungkook turn around.

Jungkook: Heard your chemistry teacher is none other than your favourite. Min Yoongi.

Jimin: God. Stop. I hate this.

Jungkook: But you guys did have great sex last year. So. Aren’t you doing it again.

Taehyung: Kookie no. What are you talking about. That’s like, illegal.

Jungkook: So It wasn’t illegal last year.

Taehyung: It was but he didn’t teach jimin last year.

Jimin takes out his phone and angrily starts typing something on it.

Taehyung: Jimin. What are you doing?

Jimin: I’m texting hoseok hyung. You guys go, I’ll talk later.

Jungkook: Sure.

Taehyung: Bye jimin.

Jimin: H Y U N G!

Hoseok: :)) What’s up jimjin? Wasn’t it first day at college today.

Jimin: Hyung why is Yoongi here?

Hoseok: He’s teacher there now.

Jimin: But he was supposed to go US this year.

Hoseok: I could get killed to tell you this but he got rejected. From stanford.

Jimin: Oh.

Hoseok: He’s really sad about it so just don’t trouble him please.

Jimin: Hyung He’s my teacher.

Hoseok: WAIT. WHAT?

Jimin: YES.

Hoseok: WHAAAAAT? ISN’T THAT LIKE, HIGHLY UNPROFESSIONAL.

Jimin: Hyung stop. Why does he have to be here.

Hoseok: He has his reasons too jimin-ah.

Jimim: I mean, yeah.

Hoseok: Let me talk to him. ‘K?

Jimin: Yeah. Bye.

TO BE CONTINUED

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