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TAE DRIVING WITH ONE HAND. I REPEAT KIM FREAKING TAEHYUNG IS DRIVING AAAAND WITH ONE HAND

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LOL ONLY JUNGKOOK WILL DO SOMETHING SO RANDOM

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A COMPILATION OF WHEN JIMIN IS NOT HAVING IT | Cr twt  jiminticaI

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Lei laughing like a child is the purest thing ever

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Just another day in Paris for Jungkook yelling at birds.

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VISUALS

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a love and appreciation post for kim namjoon

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“it’s not there”

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ACTORS WERE FOUND JOBLESS | Cr twt gingerol95

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The way Yoongi speaks in ᵗᶦⁿʸ ᶠᵒⁿᵗ and Hoseok in ALL CAPS | Cr twt  CANCALLMEIDOL &  jungkookmh

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HE SHUSHED THE WHOLE STADIUM?! HIS POWER | Cr twt  kimparkdaily

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2019 APRIL FOOLS WITH BTS:

JIN TAKING CONTROL OF BTS_TWT WITH HIS SHRIMP

Around 7:29 PM KST JIN changed the layout of BTS_twt withe the caption “Hello?”. Jin Changed everything to him and a SHRIMP. 

THE END OF THE HWAGAE MARKET

Around the same time, Suga and Jhope went on Vlive to announce Hwagae Market Dissolution (JHOPE & SUGA Special Vlive series).

SG: “We have decided to cheer on each other’s lives” (rather than continuing together); he cites difference of opinion as the major reason. “So we have decided to dissolve as of today.” “I feel uncomfortable, what am I going to eat to live now.” (That is, how will he earn money.)

SG: “Many people asked when we would do Hwagae Market and to … come find you like this … isn’t easy” (pretends to cry)

They’re now discussing how long it’s been since they’ve actually done the ep together and realizing they haven’t since WINGS Tour, they’re embarrassed HAHAHAH. JH pointed out SG had grey hair at the time.

SG would like this as the thumbnail. SG keeps wondering why the views aren’t going up, laughing at himself that even in such a situation he wants attention. He’s also embarrassed he’s wearing the same sweatshirt as his previous VLIVE HAHAHA. 

A MESS WITH THE INVITATION TO THE MAGIC SHOP

Suga and Jhoep say that it’s not that the breakup of their series that they will talk about but also the invitation to the magic shop. They decide that they will do whatever they want and spoil the cue sheet. So according to them this is it: 

1. The national anthem (They both put their hand on their chest in a show of patriotism.) 2. The national workout. 3. They’ll start singing 2! 3! while doing 2. 4. Spine Breaker 5. JH: Oh, we’re doing this song as well! SG: As if! Really? “Paldogangsan?” 6. SG: We’re doing Skool of Luv?! (SG says as a diehard fan of BTS he really wants to see this.)

JHOPE & SUGA DENY THAT THEY ARE BTS

When people asked them on their Vlive if they are going to do a choreo they said:  JH teases, reading the comments where people are asking if they’re doing choreo too. SG: “We wouldn’t know, we’re not BTS.”

JHOPE AND SUGA ANNOUNCE THAT THEY WILL REUNITE TOMORROW BUT THEY WILL DISBAND AGAIN IN THE FUTURE.

SG: “I thought the announcement of our disbandment would be shocking… Let’s disband again in the future…We’ve just received news from our manager… it says we’re reuniting tomorrow… we’re reuniting right after we disband” 

RM CAME TO VISIT JHOPE & SUGA TO SHOW HIS ‘SADNESS’

RM visited SOPE and said he felt sad since Hwagae Market is disbanded. RM was wearing “알엠(RM)” cap and he left.

 BAD LIARS TRYING THEIR BEST ON APRIL FOOLS

SG recognizes that the scale of Magic Shop isn’t as large as it could be, but he apparently ~heard~ from BTS’ SG that there’re reasons they can’t do it in a bigger arena. They keep stuttering and JH laughed saying, "THIS CONCEPT IS TOO HARD.”

SUGA DIDN’T LAUGH SINCE 2 YEARS AGO?

SG says they’ll think of some contents we’d like to see. He suggests they can just do their “holding back laughter contents” again (they sis it in a past Hwagae market), saying that every year there’s a new compilation that comes up on youtube. SG: “Everyone, I have not laughed since then.”

A NEW BEGINNING? 

SG suggests that for their new beginning, they should consider like the “Saemaeul Movement” (new community movement). Perhaps new hats? JH reads people suggesting purple; SG agrees lazily to purple hats.

SUGA AND JHOPE DECIDE TO TAKE CONTROL OF BTS_TWT

So they take a selfie live

SUGA AND JHOPE TAKE CONTROL OF BTS_TWT

They change first the icon

They decide to change the header too. But it ends up being just the top of their heads lol. They also change the name to ‘SOPE’ and their bio to: “ If you want to ask about any event, please DM!! We can go to anywhere in Korea!! Get it!!! “

SUGA & JHOPE, THE MOST POPULAR TROT SINGERS

They were shocked, seeing they’re almost at 19 million followers - wouldn’t this make them the most popular trot singers ever?!??!?!?!?!??!, they asked. SG: “From tomorrow, we’ve decided to begin again. I mean, we will begin again.”

They’re worried at the explosion of popularity for them and the amount of event requests they’ll receive, KEK. SG spent a long time in that final position, to the point JH said that he looked like he was participating in the mannequin challenge!

SOPE MADE A POST

Trans:  South Korea’s number one!!!! Singers SOPE *purple heart*

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This will keep getting updated until April fools end. 

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WE FINALLY GOT JHOPE’S RAPPING IN HD | Cr twt  hoxpe_

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SOULMATES IN WHITE & CHANEL | Cr twt  SoulmatesJMTH

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TAEHYUNG EATING PORRIDGE BECAUSE HE GOT HIS WISDOM TOOTH PULLED 

Trans:  V: I-Ii don’t know if you could tell but I got my wisdom tooth pulled soIi need to eat soft foods. For now, I’ll eat stuff like porridge. Squid porridge~ I’ll eat deliciously. JK said it didn’t hurt at all, so I trusted him and  I did it but it hurt a lot. I regret it a lot. I should’ve done it after the concert. *tries hardest to chew on other side*

Note: I a still surprised he performed and sang live after such a thing

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Run BTS!; dating show of the century

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sun & moon