banieboo

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reading fourth wing for the first time and if they mention how small and petite and fragile this girl is one more fucking time i will haul ass go rebecca yarros’ home and sit my fat fucking ass on top of her computer

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shaved my bush and i feel like i just killed someone like im conflicted i feel bald but also that shit was getting long and way too hair like shit was poking out my jeans n shit

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just bought concert tickets out of depression

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guy i bought this sex toy to get over liked my “it’s so over” tweet while i was in the middle of trying it out

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i can’t like shit on twitter anymore because he follows me on there

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i’m scared this guy i like is a man whore

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telling people your friend your ovulating as an acceptable way to tell them you’re just horny >>>>>>

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red white and royal blue but it’s the princess diaries

I want Casey and Matthew to say fuck it and make rwrb into a trilogy like Netflix did with those Christmas prince movies. Give me RWRB: The Wedding and RWRB: The Royal Baby

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i had a dream where someone loved me and then woke up depressed and cold as fuck and that someone may or may not have been a dream version of nicholas galitzine

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killing you with my mind

killing me with my mind

killing me with your mind

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in my sleeping without taking my mascara off era

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i need to give this man the worst head of his life fr

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the existence of vinnie hacker is so fascinating to me

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writing a percy jackson/annabeth chase royalty au slightly inspired by the shadow and bone tv show fanfiction but im never publishing it

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“anything you post can and will be held against you” i say as i screen record the hinge profile of a guy i went to high school (the photo was of him with his shirt only on one arm and the other flexing. he’s showing off his chest and his pants are drawn so far down you can see his pubic hair and the image is cut off and the rest leaves little to the imagination)

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i wanna fuck every song written and recorded by the neighborhood oh my god

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if i think about the love of my life (beabadoobee) too much i start foaming at the mouth