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hèw- héwwö? î-ïś...àñÿòñë tēhwėrę?

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î àm vérÿ vêrÿ vëry véry vēry vėry vęrÿ àñgrÿ!!!!!!!!!! A̦̥̞̜̪̬͝N̪G͍̣̪R͉̝͕̘̹͎͍Y̠͎͚̹̞!̨̫̙̪̬̻ͅ!̴͕!̵!̭͈̥̘̩͠

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î àbśôwûtłwÿ!!! pöšïtívêwÿ!!!!! wùv thīš!!!!!! èñjöÿ!!! o̵r̷ ̵p̸e̸r̸i̴s̶h̴.̵.̷.̵.̵

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hèhéhêhëhēhėhę!!!!

î'm bàáâäæãåāćçčk!!!!! ^ū^

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Hèÿ, îf ÿõû’ré thïñkíńg öf wrítīñg ñøñ-çóń??? DŌŃT!!!!!! ^.^

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Hèhéhêhëhëēhėhę! Ü thøt ï wäś gôñê?? •w•

Ńöpė!!!!

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Cabin in the Woods

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It was a lone, one-story cabin in the middle of a dense forest out in the outskirts. Rumor had it that an eldritch being lurked around in the dense foilage it deemed as its territory, feeding on whomever crossed its unfaithful path. Some even state otherwise, with boisterous proclaims of a senile runaway festering on the floral and animals for survival.

Whatever origins of the stories were, you didn’t care. You wanted to delve deep into the forest—and somehow, you did.

Each step you made down the damp, rocky path, the more dense in forestry it became. Bushes becoming more frequent; berries and pinecones that were once sporadic now becoming common; whatever you just grazed upon became itchy from your calve down to your ankle.

This was hell, you deemed. You wanted back to civilization and yet-

“No service. Great!”

You went further into the thick forest, a dread like no other stalking you from behind. Paranoia grappled your neck and held your breath—it wasn’t the foggy air that hung above you, oh no. It wasn’t that.

The distant kazoo doots of “Megalovania” was heard from afar, yet drew near with each passing note. It grew louder and louder at ad nauseam, the bile in your throat rising with swirled in anxieties and despair.

There he was.

The man, the legend, the myth himself. Standing right in front of you with kazoo between lips—

Shia Labeouf.

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*ńõtìçèß mäth bwüłgė* ØwŒ wHãT’š tWìś????

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Pûmpkîñ śpîćè ńêëdš tö bë ÿēär røūñd :$

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Į wûv ü åłł!!! >:3č

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ñœł

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çhrîßtmàś ïś ñõw ōñłÿ 365555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 mørê dâÿš äwæÿ !!!! ^ü^

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Hëhė, hè Jûšt ńôtîçèd têh mïśtłëtöē ;)))

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hÅd TøØ mÜčh ËgggGGggÑnôg =ñ=

Mÿ wìddŁë tūm hÚrt

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MÆRŸ ÇHRĮMÅŠ DÄRŁÎÑGŠŚŠŠ!!!!

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Töòk śūrprìšè pîç õf mÿ hōt BF!!!! ŚÒ ĆŪTË >w<

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“Ítś ä bøōtÿfüł dæÿ ôûtßídé. Bīrdš årė śïńgìńg, màth štūdéñtś dìé įńßīdê...âńd õń däÿš łìkè ‘dęšė, kįdš łîkė ü śhôûld GĘT ÖŪT WHÌŁË Û ŚTÌŁŁ KÆÑ !!!! XD

Më, łmæø :P