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thanks nintendo

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i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures

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lee evans, from dykes of poverty: coming home, from out of the class closet: lesbians speak, edited by Julia Penelope

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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everyone else is so hot and then there's me, also hot. hotter even

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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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in the distant and exotic land of "Wigan," the water off the peas is described as having "gravy" nature, a subtle word, untranslatable to english

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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄

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FORLORN WIGANER: ah... another lost soul, seeking the strength of gravy? I'm afraid you're too late, friend. Pea Wet is all that's left...

'Good as gravy'... a sick joke, it is... [CREEPY LAUGH]

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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y'all it's about to get really fucking humid and hot