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When u think about it, Kakashi's history w Uchiha teammates is actually really funny. He's like 3 for 3 in the category of 'my Uchiha teammates went evil on me, betrayed the village, declared their intent to murder me'

Obito, Itachi, Sasuke— I think Shisui is the only exception to the rule (ignoring the many Uchiha teammates I'm sure are implied to have existed on teams w him before, were talking ab explicitly shown to be on major teams) Every time Kakashi is placed on a longterm team w an Uchiha he's given an allowance of like 2-3 years before they have a fucking mental break and run off into the woods to return years later trying to kill him in pursuit of greater goals. Amazing. Incredible.

I like to imagine that in Boruto, he's given the option of teaching Sarada but just mutters "the curse..." under his breath then runs away

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people saying “me” really bugs me bc it’s like. appropriation of kin culture. I really don’t know how to explain it but saying you are someone without iding as them is really disrespectful to people who get bullied and targeted for being kin. you don’t have to go through the struggles of being kin but you get to make a joke about it. it’s not your fucking joke to make.

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

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I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️

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Not enough people talking about tzatziki

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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???

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i love using mob’s meltdown counter to represent the feeling of a relatively small thing that pisses me off juuuust enough but i wish it was more of a universal reference. i wish i could say “oooooh 20%” when i get a shitty email at work and everyone around me would just nod understandingly

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This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

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pink panther hotstamp postcards 1998, 1999

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you sir have lost the internet. You do not deserve my reddit gold, nor my most epic of upvotes. Leave these lands and never return from the accursed realm you travel to

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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this