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Following your 200 weirdos post (congrats dude 🫂) Ooooo you wanna draw Heat oooooo you wanna draw him so baaaad

Woa... What is this... My hand, it's moving on its own!!! WOAH IT'S VERY SLOWLY DRAWING A CIRCLE!! WOAH AFTER DAYS OF MY HAND MOVING ON ITS OWN, HOW COULD IT BE??? EGADS!!! I'VE DRAWN HEAT!!!

...anyway here's Heat JEJDJ I'll never complain about drawing him <3 cute lil guy, I missed drawing him too

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KILLER art by meeeeee 😍

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Positive Touch

Pairing: Heat x Wire

Summary: Wire needs to relax for once in his life, and who better to help him than Heat.

Word Count: 2640

Content Warning: +18, smut smut smut (full tags on AO3)

ough finally finished this fucking thing.... 8 days later sigh.....

yes um hello hi i haven't written in ages and im also big stinky dumdum man so uh pls ignore all the mistakes i definitely made. uh enjoy the fic i guess :) or don't idc as long as you don't uh doxx me

Wire was a damn stubborn man. All of the Kid Pirates were, really, but he was one of the worst offenders, second only to Kid. Well, he wasn't exactly stubborn in the same way Kid was. Heat had lost track of how many times he'd seen that lanky shithead slumped over his desk after an all-nighter spent on those damn maps or whatever the hell he was doing otherwise.

The navigator of the Kid Pirates was a workaholic, that was for sure, a self-destructive one at that. He would do anything rather than get a reasonable bedtime like a good boy. He wouldn't admit, of course, he'd just brush it off if anyone brought it up, chug his stupid coffee and get back to the grind.

He would sit there for hours, only getting up when he absolutely had to so he didn't end up shitting himself (the day that happened was the day he would throw himself into the sea.) He would only realise he hadn't eaten all day when Killer would come up, hand him a plate of food, smack him over the head and scold him and stand there like a disappointment mother until he ate it all. He didn't know what was worse: knowing that Killer was glaring at him with a look that could stop a sea train dead in its tracks, or the cold, empty voids of the holes in his helmet where his eyes were, boring straight into his soul and making every hair on him stand up so visibly that you could count them all with ease.

Still, he was set in his ways. He would sit at his desk and work until his skilled hands begged him to stopped, the usually precise lines and shapes they drew becoming sloppy in his sleep-deprived haze, trailing off the page so far they essentially got up and walked to a different part of the New World. He would regret it when he woke up, saw the toddler scribble on the paper, only to blink a few times and then realise it was his now-ruined hard work that he would have to start again, after biting his nails and tugging at his hair for a bit. Right now, though, that wasn't his problem, he'd deal with it tomorrow.

At least, that's what he thought, until the feeling of a hand on his shoulder made him jump. He calmed down quickly when he recognised who it was, but he wasn't pleased.

"Quit doin' that, Heat, ye scared the shite outta me..." He grumbled, placing his hand on his chest.

Heat let out that laugh that always brought a smile to Wire's face, "Heh, didn't mean to."

Wire grunted and Heat noticed him quickly tapping his foot, drumming his fingers against the desk like he always did when he was anxious or stressed. "Yer overworkin' yerself again. Ye gotta relax more." They stated, their hands moving to rub the navigator's shoulders.

"Ay, dinnae start with that..." The older pirate rubbed his tired eyes.

"Dinnae ignore me, then." The helmsman huffed, batting his pencil out of his hand, taking it in theirs and kissing across his knuckle. Flustered though he was, Wire simply picked the pencil up with his left hand and continued what he was doing. Perks of being ambidextrous.

Heat noticed this and gave him a stubborn stare, "C'mon, ye gotta take a break from this shit at some point. Ye know ye want to~"

As stubborn as Wire himself was, the one person he couldn't resist was his darling fire-breathing muppet man. When he was around Heat, he became as big of a softie twat as he did when he saw a cat.

"C'mon, Master Wire~ Let me take care a' ye like ye deserve~" Heat purred in his ear, his tongue darting out to lick Wire's cheek, straight up his "face triangle", as Kid had dubbed it.

"Ye dirty wee bastard..." It made Wire grumble, but a smirk graced his face.

"Ye like it though, ay?"

Finally, Wire let himself relax into Heat's touch. He dropped the pencil and leaned into the pecks on his cheek.

"That's a good boy~" Heat teased.

"Ah, shut yer gob... Jus' 'cause ye cannae keep yer hands off me, Doc..." The navigator quickly shut his gob when the doctor's hand brushed over that sensitive spot on his neck that made him purr, just below the nape (the part he always covered because that's where a cluster of grey hairs decided to hang out.)

Heat took his hand, guiding him away from his desk and towards his (or rather, their) quarters. He leaned forward, his scarred lips gently touching Wire's chapped ones while he opened the door connecting the two rooms behind him. Wire's tired hands still rested on his hips on instinct, as they had many times before. He swiftly started shedding his clothes, tossing them to the floor.

"A'right, on the bed with ye." Heat pushed him down onto the bed face-first.

"Oi, oi, aren't ye gonna strip too? Makin' me feel all self-conscious here..." Wire whined, wiggling his hips enticingly.

"Slow down, roach. I ain't gettin' started yet." The helmsman scolded, but they did shed their clothing, much to Wire's delight. They warmed up their hands before placing them on Wire's back, kneading the tight muscles. The navigator purred, the natural warmth of Heat's skilled hands doing wonders for his aching body.

"Ye like that, ay?" Heat smirked.

"'Course I do, lil' ember~" Wire mirrored his expression, his body stretching languidly.

"Good to hear. Yer way too tense." The fire breather pointed out, as if he didn't know. "Ye gotta let me take care a' ye more often, greyhound."

"I know, I know... I do like havin' ye worship me..." The lanky man sighed in pleasure, his partner's hands working out the army of tight knots and aches that ravaged his back. They pressed firmly into his shoulders and in between, before they glided down across his back. Wire's smirk grew as he felt those familiar hands run over his ass, fingers tracing the tattoo on his right cheek, Heat's jolly roger that the helmsman himself had put there.

Their hands moved to his legs, tending to his rather thick thighs and calves. Wire grinned, his hand lazily reaching out to stroke Heat's half-hard shaft. It made the doctor inhale sharply, his hands freezing in place for a split second.

"Playin' a dangerous game, roach..." He let out a shuddering breath.

"Oh, trust me, I'm well aware, my sweet ember..." Wire muttered, his hand lavishing attention on Heat's pierced tip. He was already fully hard, having to adjust himself as his hard cock pressed against the mattress beneath him, "What kinda pirate would I be if I played it safe?"

Heat groaned, his cock throbbing with each slow swipe of Wire's thumb across the head. He continued working on his lover's calves, letting him stroke him until he was fully hard, his hand taking it's time to move up and down his Jacob's Ladder, thumb rubbing over his reverse Prince Albert. "Alright, that's enough..." He sighed, pull himself away.

"Aww, c'mon... ain't gonna let me have any fun? Ye don't respect yer elders..." Wire whined, his hand dropping to dangle off the edge of the bed in disappointment. Heat thought it was adorable when he looked all sad and pathetic like that, like a kitten left in the rain.

"Yer barely older than me... grumpy old dog..."

Wire was about to snap back when Heat smirked and licked all the way up his foot, catching him off guard and making him stiffen for a moment, "Ngh-!! Hah... always gets me when ye do that..."

"An' by the way, I never said I wouldnae let ye have fun." The helmsman spread the navigator's fuzzy cheeks and dove in. Wire's breath hitched, his body tensing again before he relaxed against the slow rhythmic movements of Heat's tongue against his hole.

"Fuck, that's the good stuff..." He sighed, his body practically boneless.

"Mhm... I could live down here, y'know~" Heat purred.

"Well, go ahead then." Wire snorted, "I'm sure Boss wouldnae care."

One of Heat's hands kneaded Wire's meaty, hairy rear, the other palming at his heavy balls. His tongue explored the familiar hole, gradually delving deeper, stretching him out slowly. If Wire wasn't relaxed before, he definitely was now. Heat just did these sorts of things to him, made him docile like no one else could. The doctor pulled back slowly, spit connecting the tip of his tongue to his partner's wet hole.

"Ye gonna fuck me yet, wee firebug?" Wire whined impatiently.

"Needy lil' shite, ain't ye?" Heat huffed, but he still sat up and lined up his cock with the eager hole in front of him before slowly entering.

"Ah, fuuuuuuck..." Wire groaned, quickly adjusting to the large member.

Heat waited a few moments before starting to move, their thrusts slow but deep. Their hands were still tending to Wire's back, even as they mounted him. Wire gripped the pillow a bit, whining and moaning with each thrust.

"Ye like that, eh?" Heat growled against Wire's shoulder.

Wire's only response was a muffled groan against the pillow. Heat smirked, biting down on his shoulder, making him moan loudly.

"Ye love leavin' yer mark on me, huh?" He looked over his shoulder at the blue-haired helmsman.

"Gotta make sure everyone knows who holds yer leash." He teased with a smirk, a few small embers flickering from his mouth to leave tiny but noticeable marks on Wire's skin.

"Cheeky bastard... ye'd love to have me on a leash for real..." Wire growled in response, though he couldn't deny it made his cock twitch. He was already leaking pre onto the sheets from that massage alone.

Heat buried his face in the crook of his neck and took in his familiar scent. A strong musky scent, considering he'd forgotten to shower again (and now he was too tired to bother,) mixed with the scent of smoke from his pipe, but it was a scent that Heat still loved and couldn't get enough of. Maybe it was an acquired taste. He did have a bit of a thing for musk. Not on the same level as Killer, who would bury his face in Kid's pits all day... who was he kidding, he would do that if Wire wanted him to.

He was starting to get close, his member twitching with every squeeze of Wire's hole around it. "God damn, whippet..." He groaned, his slow and steady rhythm picking up a bit, his balls slapping against Wire's. "Lookit ye, layin' there an' takin' it... such a good boy, ain't ye?"

"Oi, ye told me to relax more, so I should have ye do all the work, heh." Wire turned his head to the side so he could look at them over his shoulder.

"True, I did say that... so yer finally gonna chill the fuck out, eh?"

"More like I'm gonna have ye worship me more often."

"Hey, ye won't catch me complainin'..."

Heat picked up the pace further, thrusting a bit more desperately into the navigator beneath him. He felt Wire tense, heard him grunt as he neared his climax too. His hand snaked down underneath him, finding his rock hard cock and jerking it.

"F-Fuck, Heat..." He whined, rubbing against their palm.

"Ye gonna cum for me, Master Wire~?" Heat panted into his ear, their faces pressed against each other.

"Hah... y-yes..." With a cry, Wire's back arched and his cum spilled into Heat's hand, leaking across the bed sheets. Heat followed quickly, grabbing Wire's hip with his free hand and burying himself to the hilt before shooting his load. He collapsed on top of him, his hand sliding off his hip to wrap around his waist, holding him as close to his own body as possible.

"... That all ye got in ye, muppet?" The taller smirked at him over his shoulder after taking a moment to catch his breath, his hole still clenching around the helmsman's member, "'Cause I can go for another..."

"Hmph... greedy slut today, huh?" The smaller panted, his lips curving into a smirk, "Lucky for ye, I dinnae get tired that quick..." He pulled out slowly with a wet pop, cum seeping out of Wire's hole as it clenched around nothing, clearly disappointed by the short loss of contact.

"Mhm..." Wire rolled himself over onto his back, "Ye never did get to me front, did ye?" His long legs immediately locked around Heat's waist, keeping him in place.

"Aye aye, Master~" They quickly re-entered him, keeping him filled with their previous load. Their hands started massaging his chest, lavishing attention on his pierced nipples.

"Keeping callin' me that an' I'm gonna nut right now..." Wire threw his head back a bit, his hand moving up to tangle in Heat's blue locks and keep him in place. Heat found his slow and steady rhythm once again, the room filled with their combined panting and the plap plap of Heat's balls slapping against Wire's ass.

"Gettin' close already?" They kept one hand on his chest, the other finding his free hand and holding it gently, lifting it to kiss across his knuckles briefly.

"Grr... shut up, yer gonna cum first..." The older man pushed their head down so their lips could meet.

"What, is it a competition now?" Heat teased as he pulled back for a second. His working hand moved down to Wire's abs, though Wire's very large member brushed and slapped against it with each thrust and every minor movement.

"Oi, get back here. I dinnae tell ye to stop." Wire pulled him back by his hair, making him squeak against his lips. His hand finally snaked down to his cock, pumping it in time with his thrusts, taking the time to trace his piercings. "Fuckin' shite bollocks..." Now he could definitely tell Wire was close, if he was swearing like that. He quickened his pace even more, desperate to make Wire cum first, even if the tightness of his hole was bringing him to the brink as well.

"FUCK!!" They both cried out, cumming at the exact same time. Heat's cum poured deep into Wire's hole, while thick white ropes practically erupted from Wire's dick like a damn volcano, splattering over both of them. Heat had his face pressed against Wire's chest as he caught his breath, waiting until he had fully unloaded before pulling out. The navigator wrapped his arms around him, keeping him there.

"Huff... feelin' better now, Wiwi?" The doctor looked up at him.

"Aye... I'm bloody well in Heaven at this point..." The taller sighed, contentment in his usually gruff voice.

"Good t' hear... Guess ye wanna stay like this?"

"Hmph... too tired t' move..."

He felt Heat snuggle into his embrace. If he didn't have them in a cuddle-demanding death-grip, the doctor would've wrapped him up and tucked him in and kissed his forehead. And if they were on the ship rather than in their base, he would've had the sound of the sea gently lapping against Victoria's side to calm him and lull him into sleep. But this was still a perfect sight. He had his darling muppet in his arms to act as his blanket, and he could faintly hear the waves outside splashing against the rocks (he had damn good hearing.) The only thing that would ruin it was Kid's lawnmower snoring that he swore you could hear on every inch of the island... but it didn't bother him too much, nothing would right now. He was finally relaxed, after all...

... except for one teeny-tiny thing he would tease his lover over.

"... yer too hot, get the hell off an' sleep on the floor."

"Hey!"

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Kid didn't lose to Shanks because hes weak like everyone says. Shanks only beat him because he had future sight and jumped him with one of his strongest attacks, if not the strongest attack he has. Without that, Kid would have gone crazy.

Also the argument of "Kid couldn't even knock out an NPC with his Haki" is stupid because they were trying to be stealthy to get to Kaido, they couldn't just knock everyone out and draw attention to themselves.......... or is that too far of a stretch for the Kid haters

Whoever you are anon you are so correct about everything

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One Piece Party Mini Story Translations

Kid and Killer Edition

(Updated to include 2 more! ^-^)

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Extra big Kid for all you feral chonk enjoyers (I am one of you)

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Happy Tulip Tuesday

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Happy Muppet Monday everyone

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why do you think kid is fat 🫵 😂

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When did you start loving the Kid Pirates? Also who is your no.1 fav if you have one

I immediately fell in love with them the second I saw them in Sabaody..... my God it feels like so long ago.........

I had no clue who they were until their introduction, I fell in love at first sight. I wanted to see so much more of them. Kid instantly became my fave next to Killer. Every tiny appearance of them made me smile. Their first real post-ts appearance in Punk Hazard, that 5 seconds at the end of an episode (600 I think) made me squeal.

Wano ripped my heart out and made me love them even more at the same time, I didn't even know that was possible. Just... everything with them in Wano..... Kid and Killer in Udon, Kid crying and yelling "who did this to my partner"...... the crew laughing for Killer, because they love him so much and want him to feel at home....... Kid saying that he'll send everyone who laughs at Killer to hell........ them on the rooftop literally laughing in the face of two Emperors together....... Every time one of them got knocked down, and the other would run over to see if they were okay in the middle of the fight........

The fight with Hawkins, oh my GOD- I loved him so much already but this solidified Killer as my favourite forever. He loves Kid so much....... him saying to Hawkins' face that he'd never sell Kid out, that Kid will be the King of the Pirates without a second thought, even as he's being beaten within an inch of his life........ the fact that he always begs to be killed if it means Kid will live...... the zero hesitation with eating the SMILE, even if he didn't know what would happen, he was willing to take the risk of becoming something he hates for Kid........... he would do anything for his partner aaaaaa-

I rewatched this with Sarah literally today and whoever Killer's dub VA is fucking nailed it, it's gut wrenching when he begs Hawkins to stop hurting Kid, even though he's forced to laugh the whole time, you can still hear all the pain and anger and despair in his voice- yfkykydgdkdtk omg I love it

As for Heat and Wire, I saw them in Sabaody and said "who tf are these goobers ew I love them." I mainly fell in love with them through fan content and my friends Frog and Pyro teehee, they're so underrated and deserve more love

I love all of them so dearly but Killer is my best boy of all time, followed extremely closely by Kid (if not even joint first at this point.) Killer's loyalty to/love for Kid matches Zoro to Luffy so well... I just wish we did get to see more of Heat and Wire, if only they were there during either of the fights (kinda wish Killer was there for BM fight too, at least to witness it, same with Bepo for Law hehe.)

I'm also still pissed Killer didn't get an eyecatcher, even for just a few episodes.... or at least appear in Kid's like Bepo does with Law's...... Scottish discrimination

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hehe ty you are a silly goober

Oh lord my OWN birthday post...

I wonder how late I am to it... ah... 5 days late... </3

But, I still had a good birthday!!! :D

I wanted to thank everyone who drew me. :3 It made me so happy!

Also... Silly thanks to the people drawing my faves! :D

On a serious note...

My birthday records weren't always the best in the past.

But, this year its been really good for me and my birthday was phenomenal!

I am truly really grateful for everything that has happened to me and the people I've met this year...

So, I wanted to thank some mutuals and friends of mine!

@averyyy-furrr - You've always been one of those people I could never get rid of /loving.

Always with me through my highest days to all the way at the deepest pits of hell. I know I make fun of you a lot and I'm mean to you sometimes. But, I mean it in the best place in my heart.

I know I have a tendency to push people away but you always stayed throughout the years.

You changed me a lot and you taught me that there are other people out in the world that do love me.

I just hope I'm as good to you as you are to me because you remind me a lot of myself. So, I hope you know that I love you lots.

@z33z-nutz - What can I even say with you? My stupid evil twin...

I find it funny a lot how we used to hate each other at first. Well, and now we're practically inseparable.

You already know so much about me and I'm so happy you really do. Like how you knew I had such bad trauma in the past or how I've always had the hardest times expressing myself.

But, you always fought for me.

There's so much I can say, but nothing at the same time. I mean it in the best way possible.

We changed each other a lot and I want to keep living everyday like this with us together.

I love you, shitterbo.

@noodledrawsandstuff - I'm really glad I honestly worked up the courage to talk to you! I do really consider you a good friend of mine and I care for you a lot.

At the time I met you, I was going through a really hard and dark time of my life. But, talking to you made things better.

You make me laugh, giggle, and do stupid things. You're generally so sweet it hurts my teeth. I hate how much hate you can get because I know you don't deserve it.

I like it when you share me all your work in progresses, your dog pics, hell I even love it when you send me what your eating for the night!

So, I want to be a better person, for you.

I hope you know I love you and I want you to feel better too. <3

@barakidpirates - My stupid gay friend /j.

I like having our stupid talks with each other. I'm generally so happy I met you and I want to keep talking to you!

You always give me the stupidest giggles and ideas for my own drawings. I also love seeing your art grow.

I think your really cool even if I don't say it. I have the hardest time expressing myself but I'm slowly getting better at it.

You're generally really awesome. I want to get to know you and Noods more... <3

@vaporeon-panda - This one might be so out of left field. But, I've been meaning to tell you my feelings about your stuff!!!

At the time, I was struggling with my identity and it's hard for me to admit but I also de-transitioned for a while.

After coming back to, well, trying to come back to being me. That's when I found your fanfics. Though you haven't written trans characters much, I never felt so? I don't know? I never had something open my eyes to feeling ok and seeing someone have similar thoughts like me.

Your fanfics have become a big comfort to me now! I even joke to my friends that I'm your number one secret fan. I genuinely hope you keep writing, even if to others it seems silly, I enjoy your stuff a lot.

It comforts me and you write trans male characters really well.

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Happy Spaghetti Saturday

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New and improved, happy Roach Friday (even though it's nearly friday for me)

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ty very much goober

im gonna fuck that old man

Oh yeah, late birthday posts all around. B')

Take your roach and handle him gently @barakidpirates. :D

You get bonus tulip head as well if that solves my sins...

Dumb freak. <3

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Get to know your mutuals

ty noods for the tag my sleepy brain will do its best

favourite colours: purple......... so gay

currently reading: uhhhhhhh what am i reading....... "new wave" by xenonsensical on ao3 bc kid pirate king au go brrrrrr

last song: *checks notes* freak on a leash by korn

last film: shaun of the dead

sweet/salty/sour: gimme da sour......... i like all but sour hhhegffghh

tea or coffee: tea 100% bc im bri'ish inglun innit

working on: heatwire smut hehe hopefully done today or tomorrow

uhhhhh i don't really have anyone to tag that noods didnt so um @mekachu04 @misanthropicxloser hi if you want idk hhbhh

Get to know your mutuals!

*grabs mic and clears throat* Thank you so much @jintaka-hane and @igiulss for tagging me! I love these things and I love you girls! ❤️

Favorite Colors: Black, purple, and red. I was a bit of a goth teen, and my favorite colors never really got to change 😎

Currently Reading: SMUT! *snort* I used to care a lot about what I read, trying to stick to 'good literature' and the classics and all, but I'm now at a stage of my life where I stoped giving a f*ck and now I read what the hell I feel like. Judgment be damned. So I'm going through the ACOTAR series, devouring them like a madwoman. I have Edgar Allan Poe's short stories giving me the stink eye from my nightstand, and I might use him as a palate cleanser after!

Last Song: Oh, I've been cranking the Imperfect soundtrack I created on Spotify to get me in the mood for the next chapter, and the last one that played was, curiously enough, Imperfect by Stone Sour. I can't get enough of Corey Taylor, that man is a God!

Last Film: I barely watch any TV. I read and write in my spare time, so the last movie I saw was in the movie theatre and I took my son, so we got to see the live action of Lilo & Stitch! I enjoyed it a lot! 🥰

Sweet/Salty/Sour: All of them???? I mean... I can't choose! I have a very sweet tooth, but I love sour things... and salty snacks? UGH! Why are you doing this to me??? Gun to the head: sweet!

Tea or Coffee: Coffee. 100% coffee. Expressos, please. Or how we call it here in Portugal: bica. Actually was discussing this with Giuls just yesterday. I need at least 4 of them on a daily basis. 😍

Working On: Too many things at the same time, actually 😆 I'm working on Imperfect, Kid's Meet-Cute and I'm also throwing a few paragraphs for chapter 2 of All of Yourself, as well as trying to plan and write a very challenging longfic for my main account with ships like: SaNami, LawBin, Ace&Vivi and ZoTash.

I'm going to tag *checks to see who hasn't been tagged yet* @physics-of-one-piece @laidenbreecatchall @isabeauwolf and anyone else who wants to jump in on the fun wagon!