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For those that are going to miss the eclipse on Monday, I have created a simulation of what the eclipse will look like along the path of totality

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

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why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

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q-tip in ear is like evil masturbation to me

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People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like

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hey let's all do this on March 15th. on the website.

Hey don’t just like. Reblog.

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I just want you all to know, that if and when this site does experience a real exodus and/or get sunsetted for good, even if we don't keep in touch I'll remember you so fondly. You're the online equivalent of the other kid on the beach where we built sandcastles together; the girl at the campsite where we explored the trees. You're the drunk person who shared kind words in the bathroom at the club, you're the talented artists at the life drawing class or the poetry night in a city where I don't live anymore. It makes me sad that maybe in the future our paths won't cross so easily, but even when we leave this little shared piece of cyberspace, carried away on our briefly intersecting trajectories, just know I still love you

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My fellow tumblerinas, at least those of you who are still with us. Since we are being sold out to AI we have a job to do that no one does better than us. Now more than ever we have to post bad. Make bad posts like you're killing a man with it. Post bad so ai dies faster. Make bad posts and post them bad

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there is little worse in this world than people being horny for your favourite character that you are not horny for. shut up about his dick i wanna talk about his narrative significance

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living in hinamizawa must be so fucking funny. its june 1983, youre hanging out with your friends in some fuckass village with zero (0) formal education institutions and being like yeah man im so hyped to go to the watanagashi festival and play the ring toss. hopefully nobody dies from the blood curse for the fifth consecutive year :/ anyways do these cicadas ever shut the fuck up or

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